Subject: Why she changed hotels
Last week, Kathy a fiftyish year old woman checked into the Holiday Inn on Rockside and was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy named Joe - a very handsome Italian man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, short powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a quarter off his well oiled butt....
She figured, what the heck, she'll give him a call. "Hello, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . . Oh my, she thought Joe sounds so sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she said, "Hi Joe, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my room number 420 at the Holiday Inn on Rockside and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm here all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now.
Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything baby. Now how does that sound?"
He says, "Oh my God ... That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."