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LASTS Been Good

I Have A Mansion in LAST I Forget The Price..........
Redracer and Big Dave Ain't Never Been There but they still Tell Me It's Nice..........
I Live In LAST because Silly Goose poops on the Walls in FIRST.........
But she has Flounder pay for It All.............

They Say I'm LAST and I Have A Good Time........
(Everybody Says I'm Cool and LAST)
ESP is Just Looking For Clues At The Scene Of FIRST.......
LASTS Been Good To Me........
 
Redracer3136 said:
It appears there's a family
Within this thread
Let's hope there's now room
For a man they call Red

This family is made up
Like characters from Suess
And I've already been warned
Of the one they call Goose

Kabayo, Ramsey
ESP and Big Dave
Pilot87, Flounder,
And Pro1 misbehave

I'm sure there are others
To many pages to see
I'm new to this thread
Please don't hold it against me

A family of misfits
Like a blast from my past
And I'm here to serve notice
That I am now LAST!!
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Great poem Redracer......I have a "poem" too..

There is a Pilot in this thread.....
also known as Pilot87.....
He flies high above everyone's head....
Higher as if to touch heaven.......

Faster and LASTER than just a mere Redracers car.......
Farther from First than all the rest.......
In LAST the Pilot is the best..........

Well...okay...not as good as yours......But I'm still LAST anyway......
 
WOW!, Red Racer and the family of Last. You are making me PROUD ! Coming out with the poems and songs. I know the Goose is on the Loose and she is going to let loose on all of you as you all may be full of it as well. You know Brutus and I am in Last with the Beautiful Mrs ESP !. We keep watch over the Last Pond. We make sure there are no Flounders there and I have the Racer fetch my beer. He is so fast he is First here with it. profirst driver has his gears cut back to match Big Dave and Pilot who are now back in First with the First Family. Kabayo is just an old nag and has found be in Last with us is a nice slow, gentle pace he likes to bath in the pond with Brutus and then they lay in the warm sun and wait for the Flounder to care for them and clean up after them. I let the Flounder in to clean the place up and then he has to be flown back to First by the Pilot 87. he is so fast he is always first, but tells stories of being last. I am now Last, with all of the dew and the Dr. Pepper. :lmao:
 
Big Dave said:
Awesome poem, Red. We also do song lyrics here too.

Here in LAST we have dogs, but no beagles
Avoid the goose, but listen to the Eagles:

He was a cowboy hatted man, he was brutally handsome
And for Dew he had a terrible thirst
Pilot kidnapped his horse, and held him for ransom
In the heart of that hell-hole place called First
Big Dave had a nasty reputation of putting people in a cast
They said he was ruthless, but that's what it takes to be LAST
Big Dave lives, life in the LAST laaaane
Firsters all lose their minds
Life in the LAST lane
Big Dave is gonna kick your behinds
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I like songs, and I like beagles
And I too like the band, that they call the Eagles....

On the FIRST desert highway, cool breeze in Big Dave's hair...warm smell of Goose's poo, and Flounder in the FIRST air...

Up ahead in the FIRST distance, ESP saw a shimmering FIRST light...Pro's head grew heavy and Ramsey's sight grew dim, they had to stop for their FIRST night...

Pilot stood in the doorway, he was there to receive...he said you can checkout anytime you like, but you can never leave...

Welcome to the FIRST Place Hotel, you guys got here fast, (you guys got here fast), and now Red's in LAST!!
 
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ESP said:
I let the Flounder in to clean the place up and then he has to be flown back to First by the Pilot 87
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Noooooooo! Not me..... I don't transport Fish.....AND most importantly, I would never leave LAST!.....

Fish can swim.....Let Flounder swim...or let Profirst driver give him a ride.......
 
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