Mechanicsburg man buried on his motorcycle

that (old price here) of $12,000 could be better spent on say... a steel coffin, a huge granite monument to you and your family, and a plot in the 1st class section of the cemetery.........

The "first class section"?

What?

Are the dirt and worms better there?
 
Well how will he get out to the middle of the lake without it? Paddle?
he wants to be buried with his boat and motor....now unless he's gonna have a burial at sea, that motor will be well served to be with someone else...

The "first class section"?

What?

Are the dirt and worms better there?

better sunlight, better water drainage, better grass, BIGGER worms,


No, the neighbors are. :hysterical:
that's right......you could be right next to strippers.........talk about rolling over in your grave..!!!
 
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