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Scam to look out for

A "heads up" for any of your guy friends who may be regular Lowe's Home Improvement customers from one of mine who got scammed!

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts putting her hands all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.
 
longhaullounger said:
The only one I get is Vanessa, from Dealer Services. And she's a recording.

I usually tell her a loud "F*** YOU, VANESSA!" before hanging up. Not that she hears, because she's a recording. But I like to imagine she hears me.
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Why that 2 timing hussy.....arghhhh..... I thought she only called me.......FYI I do think I'm on about my 100th final courtesy call.
 
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I stopped at a gas station that had a sign, (free sex will fill-up)
I said fill er up, now how about that free sex?
He said first, you must guess a number between 1 and 10.
I said 3, he said nope it's 7.
I asked how about I guess again?
He said, go ahead, I said 4, he said nope, I told you it was 7.
I left unhappy and told my friend about the hoax.
He said it ain't no hoax, my wife won 3 times in the last 3 weeks. ( Lewis Grizzard)
 
I got the amazon guy so pissed off he said he would not send me the iphone. I asked why not if i had paid for it. He said "Because I don't like you". of course i said." that is the best you got" I was looking for a much better reply
 
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