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Well I am Last for tonight. I am leaving for three days to watch grandsons, while Mom and Dad, take a trip to watch a concert with Jimmy Buffett. The boys are starting Football practice and getting ready for school to start. Oh, how it must feel good to be so young. Something Pilot and Big Dave can only imagine, while Silly Goose is adjusting to life in Last, recouping from the Flu. Flounder is falling back to first to see if he can find Wildheart in the Wilds of First. Silly Goose wherever you are, take care and get better fast in Last, while it Last that you can be there. Watch out for any newbe's trying to get a blast of Last from us.
 
I went to a Vegas buffet with my friend, Jimmy. We put that place outta business. An hour later, we were running outta there to do our business. Lost my flip flop. Stepped on a pop tart. But finally found my way back to LAST.
 
Big Dave said:
I went to a Vegas buffet with my friend, Jimmy. We put that place outta business. An hour later, we were running outta there to do our business. Lost my flip flop. Stepped on a pop tart. But finally found my way back to LAST.
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That's what happens when your jacked up on dew while nibbling on sponge cake.... I heard you and Jimmy were the first to get wasted away in dewBville...with Margarita.... A drunk..but attractive Latina...
 
I'll be the First to tell you that Flounder thinks he was born a halibut.
Also Pilot says he was born a train engineer.
Silly Goose told me she is a constipated bald eagle inside.
ESP has funny feelings inside, but it's probably gas.

I was born LAST.
 
Big Dave said:
I'll be the First to tell you that Flounder thinks he was born a halibut.
Also Pilot says he was born a train engineer.
Silly Goose told me she is a constipated bald eagle inside.
ESP has funny feelings inside, but it's probably gas.

I was born LAST.
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Flounder thinks "Halibut" means "Flounder" in french.....

Silly Goose isn't a "Catilan"....but she could become "Carl" the silly bald eagle...

Big Dave was the First to be Born with a cowboy hat...and in the saddle with a bag full of burgers from In-and- Out.... But now he's a "freight relocation specialist" First Class!


ESP thinks Deja Vu was one of the Gabor sisters..... I have a "feeling" he's wrong....(he's not last either)

I was born on the way to the airport to catch a flight to LAST....
 
Big Dave was born with his hat, that's true. It had to be caesarean. I was actually born eating a Caesar salad complete with croutons. Later my parents got me a rocking horse. He is my horse I still ride today. And he was literally a rocking horse. Remember the band America? Well my parents got him from the desert and I got to name him. His name is Kabayo.
But I have no weird feelings inside. I know my true position in life is to be LAST.
 
Silly Goose said:
I am LAST for now cause I am going to work. Feeling better,Thanks all
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See, the Dr Pepper worked. Check with Little Sweet, if you want too. He is going by the name of Pilot 87 now. He sure can sing a high note and slide down the railing. craze old :fart:.
 
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