Another LAST thread

[ESP]

I just got back I want to be LAST

 

[pilot87]

I just got back I want to be LAST

See Flounder and Big Dave....they handle the "complaint dept" in First.... Quite well too, I might add....probably due to a lot of seniority up there...

I'm to busy in LAST !!

 

[Big Dave]

Pilot, you're just a member of the First Pack.
Me and Dean are toasting to our LAST......but when he passes out, I'm moving him to First...heehee

 

[Silly Goose]

I AM DANCING IN LAST

 

[FLOUNDER]

forget you all it's my LAST

 

[FLOUNDER]

it's my LAST

 

[Big Dave]

it's my LAST

And you'll cry if you want to...cuz your First
I'm LAST

 

[ESP]

Well wait and see what I have planned for you all. but right now I can say I am LAST but not least.

 

[Big Dave]

At least I'm LAST

 

[pilot87]

At least I'm LAST

Your Least...I'm LAST.... I'm the most-est in LAST-EST!....

 

[pilot87]

Well wait and see what I have planned for you all. but right now I can say I am LAST but not least.

Sorry ESP.... I have my own plans for the foreseeable future....of course that entails that I am busy being LAST....

 

[pilot87]

And you'll cry if you want to...cuz your First
I'm LAST

You should quit your First Job and be a lyricist..... You'd be the first one to "strike a chord" with the Music industry.....I'd be the LAST one they'd want to hear..or read....or...hum......or whistle...(not even Dixie)....or...

 

[pilot87]

I AM DANCING IN LAST

Your jumping....big difference.....just like the difference between night and day....or....first and LAST.....

....<<<<<<Now that's what I call "dancing"..... Grab your hubby and do a sultry Argentine tango.... You will both be first to enjoy!

It's the only...and the LAST dance that me and my Mexican Cutie do....well...maybe a slow sexy Rumba...

 

[pilot87]

Pilot, you're just a member of the First Pack.
Me and Dean are toasting to our LAST......but when he passes out, I'm moving him to First...heehee

I was the founding member of the LAST pack..Here's the history ......I wanted in with Dean, Frank and Sammy.....They told me that I'd be the LAST one to be considered...So I guess Dean, Frank and Sammy all agreed I am LAST.....

Especially with you and Dean all drunk up there in first...

 

[Silly Goose]

ok That's so it,I have a poking stick and know how to use it so back off I am LAST

 

[Big Dave]

See what ya did, Pilot??! You turned sweet, gentle Goose into a violent maniac!
Goose is LAST. Just don't poke me. Pilot's visa is revoked. He's staying at First beach.

 

[ESP]

Holkus, Polkus, Silly Goose. I have something that will top that. you will see in a few minutes. For now and ever I am LAST

 

[ESP]

Pilot, I have a question for you. Did you drive for Pilot Freight at one time? or do you fly or just dream of flying and being in last place? Must be a dream because you are now promoted to second place.

 

[ESP]

Good morning to you all, are you ready for your surprise?

 

[ESP]

Here it is, I am the 1000 post on the day I made my own 1000 post, I am the last one to do that, so I am last, no one else can be the last to post to the !000 post. Sorry Goose, Pilot can Flounder with Big Dave and the racer is now first, You are second and Pilot is third and flounder is forth, making me Last. Have a great day YOU ALL!