Any thing you ever wanted to know about Big Dave

[BIG R GUY]

So has Big Dave moved out of his Sugar Shack to a upgraded Psychedelic Shack?

He actually has an apartment on the second floor of his hat.

 

[Jeff]

If you guys want to alert big dave the way you do it is like this... @Big Dave

 

[pilot87]

I'm alerting Big Dave, way up there in first, that he is a long way away from LAST........ @Big Dave....

 

[Big Dave]

how big is his pinky toe?

Which ones? I have two on my left foot...

 

[Big Dave]

Is he circumcised?

Yes. But my wife says the best part was cut off....

 

[Jeff]

Yes. But my wife says the best part was cut off....

best or biggest part?

 

[Big Dave]

Is his name really BIG DAVE?

My name is Dave. Other people call me Big, but I'm not the biggest dude around. I'm 6'5" and built like and resemble my avatars.
But I've seen pictures of jimmyg's family and I would "look up" to them.

 

[seabreeze]

Yes. But my wife says the best part was cut off....

Rumor has it, surgery required 85 stitches.

 

[SuperCourse]

Yes. But my wife says the best part was cut off....

If she was the arts and crafts type she coulda made a lampshade with it. It's always good to repurpose things if you can.

 

[pilot87]

If she was the arts and crafts type she coulda made a lampshade with it

Or maybe a bookmarker for for a small children's book....

It's always good to repurpose things if you can

Yes! Always.....

 

[Stimpy]

Or maybe a bookmarker for for a small children's book....



Yes! Always.....

Holy crap big Dave..... did you marry loraine bobbitt.

 

[pro1driver]

Holy crap big Dave..... did you marry loraine bobbitt.

 

[Big Dave]

Holy crap big Dave..... did you marry loraine bobbitt.

No. She would've needed a chainsaw and that would've woke me up....

 

[seabreeze]

If she was the arts and crafts type she coulda made a lampshade with it. It's always good to repurpose things if you can.

Just leave it to a Big R, to solve our problem, had the doctor used pinking shears, instead of Big Dave, he could
have been called "frilly dilly"

 

[Magoo]

No. She would've needed a chainsaw and that would've woke me up....

That must be awful Big Dave!
Rub some moisturizer on it 3 times a day.
It works for me

 

[Big Dave]

That must be awful Big Dave!
Rub some moisturizer on it 3 times a day.
It works for me

I dunno....it's definitely a two woman job...

 

[Cerberus_Kelpie]

I dunno....it's definitely a two woman job...

@Big Dave That's what most less endowed men will say. Usually the "two women" are laughing hysterically because the Crankshaft cannot push the Piston far enough to get Combustion.......less on this later

 

[Big Dave]

@Big Dave That's what most less endowed men will say. Usually the "two women" are laughing hysterically because the Crankshaft cannot push the Piston far enough to get Combustion.......less on this later

My "bore and stroke" definitely get the job done, wise guy.....

 

[Cerberus_Kelpie]

@Big Dave Thanks Mate. CHEERS!!

 

[Stimpy]

Is this the last we hear of Big Dave questions????