I hate people!
Here I am, fresh in the door after a horrible day.
I had a spare truck today with no radio. They gave away the spare I had, which had all my stuff in it. For the first time in fifteen years, I drove a rig with no audible stimulation. Just me, and the scary thoughts in my head. I won't even go into the driver that saw all my stuff in it, including my boom box, and just drove off with my office.
The customers:
Every day on my run is a search and destroy mission. When I roll up with a BILLBOARD saying who I am, you would figure someone would come out.
Noooooooo. Now I'm a private investigator, and have to find someone who is remotely willing to take THEIR :
: off my truck. I walk into a garage, mechanic sends me to the office. Go to the office, guy says I'll be right out. Five minutes later, the guy comes out and has to walk through the garage to get the forklift. Well, let's just STOP AND CHAT IT UP WITH THE MECHANIC!!
Good 'ole Estes guy will just stand by his truck and wait patiently! Ohhhh, sure, grab the step to that Jeep, and hold it, while said mechanic drills a *BLEEPING* HOLE!!! Well, Mr. Estes guy laid awake all night, waiting to deliver your ONE DUMB SKID!!! He finally comes over and takes the skid from the tail.... You know what I said to him????? Thanks.... Oh, sign on the bottom.. Have a nice day! I'm paid well to keep my mouth shut, and keep the chest pains from flying out.
Then, there's the guy.... "Well, your on the clock, aint you"?
HOLY :
:! I FORGOT!!!!
Sure, I got all *bleeping* day! I'm on the clock!!! Silly me!!! Well, how 'bout I go out and get you all *bleeping* lunch!!! Well, you want burgers, and you want chinese, I'll go BOTH places!!! YEAAAA I'm on the clock!!! Hey, is it anybody's birthday this week, I'LL GET A *BLEEPING* BIRTHDAY *BLEEPING* CAKE WHILE I'M OUT!!!!
I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people!
Oh, It's not over...
I pull up to a building with two open bay doors, and an entry door. I back it in, the entry door is locked.. I knock on the door.. I hear voices on the other side. Well, 'Ole Legshot just gotta knock a little louder, but not too loud, don't want to be rude. Hmmm, the voices could be in my head, so I'll walk ALL the way around the trailer to the open door. By cracky, It's people! Yup standing right next to the locked door talking! You know what I said to them???? (picture the smile now) Hey guys, got two skids for ya!
I hate people I hate people I hate people I hate people!
Ever been in a situation where you had to take out the biggest, baddest guy in the bar to get out alive? I just want to round up all my customers in a parking lot, take one out of the crowd, and kick him about the face and head, while I announce that this is the new Estes policy for idiots who waste my time!!!
Can't wait to go to work tomorrow... Legshot :loser: