FedEx Freight | Bumper Riding

[Stimpy]

that’s a thing at Fedex?

No .... Actually that was when I worked for Holland.

We got paid by the hour for time spent waiting for the road to reopen.

 

[Niteshift3]

Speaking of employee handbooks.

One recruiter who finally hired me, handed me the keys to the truck, fuel card, employee handbook and the green gospel DOT with the seperate neon puke orange hazmat.

His attitude was that of Moses descending from the mount with tablets.

What he did not know was I already had the DOT, HM etc and dont need the handbook. (That got flipped over hand towards the big round trashbin in the corner of that room. The keys and fuel cards I took. Plus the little wallet cards for parking, certs, medical etc.

He changes colors towards purple. I asked him if he was ok? You gonna faint sir? He went from purple to red and started shaking. Holding the corner of the table.

It must be really hard work and need a vacation more than I do.

 

[SMOKESTACK]

ABF has forward facing cameras and I was shown by a supervisor current footage of someone going down the road. It also monitors if the seatbelt is buckled and speed.

Was that a warning lead foot ?

 

[ABF381]

Was that a warning lead foot ?

Nah, they pay me by the hour, I never speed intentionally...