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Hope that's not Billy's Bayliner.
pro1driver
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pro1driver
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at about the 3:28 point, i LOVE the start of the Fred Flintstone braking system....
freakin' hilarious..!!!!!!!
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To the tune of Frito Bandito:
Aye, Yi, Yi, Yi,
I am the border bandito ha-ha,
I jump over fences,
I blow up de walls,
I seek your sweet females,
I hang out in malls.
Aye, Yi, Yi, Yi,
I am the border bandito ha-ha,
I jump over fences,
I blow up de walls,
I seek your sweet females,
I hang out in malls.
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More "clickbait" from stimpy.
I was awaiting the part about the LOW CLEARANCE @ 10' Trailer mangling.
Three parts of the video that were interesting:
1) The One Way Mountain Road with some Red(neck) Truck sailing on down. Things one doesn't wanna see on such road.
2) The severely OVERLOADED pick-em-up-Truck.
3) Zeros and their Cars......then the Porshe "driver" coupling with the Jersey Wall AND going for a swim.
As Truckers in the mountains of India say when running off the miserable excuse of a road......Ta-Ta.
I was awaiting the part about the LOW CLEARANCE @ 10' Trailer mangling.
Three parts of the video that were interesting:
1) The One Way Mountain Road with some Red(neck) Truck sailing on down. Things one doesn't wanna see on such road.
2) The severely OVERLOADED pick-em-up-Truck.
3) Zeros and their Cars......then the Porshe "driver" coupling with the Jersey Wall AND going for a swim.
As Truckers in the mountains of India say when running off the miserable excuse of a road......Ta-Ta.
pro1driver
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nothing warms my heart, more than watching some dickweeds crash and burn those fancy, high powered cars.
"looky me, i gots me a fast, fast car, watch me drive like a Profeshunal".....
pro1driver
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these dickweeds spend all kinds of money for engines, transmissions, and NHRA safety equipment, but yet, do not spend a wee bit more for "wheelie bars"?
dumb-asses.
pro1driver
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weekend warriors, no pro's, no wheelie bars, put the pedal to the metal mentality......
Cerberus_Kelpie
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The FUNNIEST things I LOVE TO WATCH are those Super tricked out Classic Car "owner/drivers" that just have to LIGHT 'EM UP when departing some fancy schmancy sexually stimulating Car Show!
Those tossers/wankers/goofs that smoke the tires, somehow get traction, only to LOOSE CONTROL and slam into some stationary object like a TREE, FENCE, WALL, Curbing, Pole, other (stationary or moving) VEHICLE, etcetera.
That's just the street stuff.
Put 10's of thousands of buckaroos into a stock option and WHAMMO, YOU'RE A PROFEESIONAL DRIVA!!
Time to hit the track, 1/8 mile or roundy-rounder.
NO RACE TRAINING needed because now you're an A. J. Foyt "driver" without verifiable qualifications!
Same with those goofs that buy those SUPER BIKES and suddenly they're able to control the rocket at 150 m.p.h. PLUS with ZERO TRAINING.
There's also those chaps that buy those GT Mustangs with the 6 speed MANUAL and the Coyote High Compression Engines which may or not be Supercharged and may or not have the Tuner gizmo and wonder why they LOOSE CONTROL in curves or just running a get on ramp.
People are STUPID but that's for OUR HUMOR!!
CHEERS!!
Those tossers/wankers/goofs that smoke the tires, somehow get traction, only to LOOSE CONTROL and slam into some stationary object like a TREE, FENCE, WALL, Curbing, Pole, other (stationary or moving) VEHICLE, etcetera.
That's just the street stuff.
Put 10's of thousands of buckaroos into a stock option and WHAMMO, YOU'RE A PROFEESIONAL DRIVA!!
Time to hit the track, 1/8 mile or roundy-rounder.
NO RACE TRAINING needed because now you're an A. J. Foyt "driver" without verifiable qualifications!
Same with those goofs that buy those SUPER BIKES and suddenly they're able to control the rocket at 150 m.p.h. PLUS with ZERO TRAINING.
There's also those chaps that buy those GT Mustangs with the 6 speed MANUAL and the Coyote High Compression Engines which may or not be Supercharged and may or not have the Tuner gizmo and wonder why they LOOSE CONTROL in curves or just running a get on ramp.
People are STUPID but that's for OUR HUMOR!!
CHEERS!!
Cerberus_Kelpie
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I really dig those scenes when Engines leave their Cradles!!
Cerberus_Kelpie
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Why ask Why? Just get a Colt-45 40oz and enjoy the festivities!
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