bigbird42368
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I thought that amongst all the pressure of the Election,economy and all the lay-off going on in America .Maybe we can tell some good CLEAN jokes so we can smile.:smilie_132:
Two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, "Hey Tim, what're you in for?"
"I'm getting my tonsils out - I'm a little worried," said Tim.
"Oh don't worry about it. I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and jello I wanted for two weeks!"
"Oh yeah?" replied Tim. "That's not half-bad. Hey, Sammy, how about you? What're you here for?"
"I'm getting a circumcision, whatever that is!" Sammy answered.
"Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for two years!"
A Blind guy is walking with his seeing-eye dog when the dog stops,and the guy feels a stream of water running up,then down his leg.
The blind guy reaches down and pets the dog on his head.
A passer-by seeing the whole scene asked the blid gent your dog just peed on your leg,why are you petting him on his head?
The blind guy says well I have to find his head first ,so I can kick him in his butt!