ODFL | Lawn Mowing,goat Tending,clean Jokes,nubee Questions,road Tales/fast Trucks/slow Trucks Thread

[Ump]

Wish someone would train Ump's goats to do that.

This is why I don't fish!!

 

[JIM BOB]

 

[00mustang]

Question for Billy are you going to get the new zero turns with the joy stick instead of 2 controlers any time soon? That way we could weed wack at the same time Just asking for a friend, I think I have some on here

 

[Big Dave]

Question for Billy are you going to get the new zero turns with the joy stick instead of 2 controlers any time soon? That way we could weed wack at the same time Just asking for a friend, I think I have some on here

B-Lo employees are highly skilled in the art of multitasking.

This employee is mowing and weeding and deadheading this color pot.

Plus B-Lo is keeping up with the times and offers daycare for employees. And when the little buggers get older, they can pickup branches and sweep.

 

[truckdriver]

No Chinese Tariffs...on these mowers.

 

[seabreeze]

No Chinese Tariffs...on these mowers.

Just try to buy one from Ump, he'll show you tariffs!

 

[BIG R GUY]

B-Lo employees are highly skilled in the art of multitasking.

This employee is mowing and weeding and deadheading this color pot.

Plus B-Lo is keeping up with the times and offers daycare for employees. And when the little buggers get older, they can pickup branches and sweep.

And the dirty diapers go in the compost pile....

 

[Ump]

Just try to buy one from Ump, he'll show you tariffs!

My goats have a "no trade clause!!"

 

[Big Dave]

My goats have a "no trade clause!!"

Does that mean Santa can’t borrow a couple for some reindeer??

 

[JIM BOB]

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/31/us/goats-escape-washington-neighborhood-trnd/index.html

Goats escape !!!!!!!!!!

 

[seabreeze]

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/31/us/goats-escape-washington-neighborhood-trnd/index.html

Goats escape !!!!!!!!!!

I told Ump when he delivered those goats, they wouldn't stay in that pen.

 

[runawaytrain]

I told Ump when he delivered those goats, they wouldn't stay in that pen.

Some men are just hardheaded and must learn the hard way. Now he’s stuck with the liability of replacing all that greenery plus cleaning up all that ::!! LOL! Of course he will probably outsource that.

 

[00mustang]

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/31/us/goats-escape-washington-neighborhood-trnd/index.html

Goats escape !!!!!!!!!!

Who let the goats out huh huh who let the goats out huh huh OH sorry wrong song

 

[Ump]

I told Ump when he delivered those goats, they wouldn't stay in that pen.

My goats are free range...

 

[00mustang]

My goats are free range...

And free falling, think he has some of those fainting ones

 

[Ump]

And free falling, think he has some of those fainting ones

They don't really faint... They just taking their mandatory break... Gotta keep them union goats at bay.

 

[vongrimmenstein]

I have just signed a petition to have Dave and Ump banned for posting garbage not covered under the hummingbird article.................The audacity!!!

I gotta know? Just what the sam hell is the 'Hummingbird Article'? von.

 

[seabreeze]

They don't really faint... They just taking their mandatory break... Gotta keep them union goats at bay.

I guess they're doing their 34hr restart.

 

[seabreeze]

I gotta know? Just what the sam hell is the 'Hummingbird Article'? von.

Von, I'm surprised you are not familiar with the article.
When I would be in a heated discussion with my line driver supervisor, about what he should or couldn't do,
I would ask him, "show me that in the contract", he would always reply, I'm sure it's covered under your damn
Hummingbird Article.
I hope you are not questioning the authenticy of this fine tool.

 

[seabreeze]

Audacity??? Ain't that a place to listen to music or speeches or sumpin?

Got that from Elwood's book, "Fics & Facts from Elwood's Almanac"