You better keep your day job, in the Carolinas, we add diced onions, diced bell pepper, honey and bake them.
- Baked beans are actually not baked, but stewed.
- Daddy longlegs have penises, which technically makes them not a spider
- Even though Froot Loops are different colors, they all have exactly the same flavor.
Glad you woke up, I was afraid you rolled thru a stop sign and got fired.
Train has a camera on his stop sign, says he is willing to sell pics to Saia for a fee.
You got too much time on, playing with spider goobers!