Well obviously Meijer has a major theft problem.
I need to speak to the colonel of that store to get my Dew replaced. Meanwhile, I'm gonna sneak into Flounder's sandbar in First and swipe a few of those....
I've heard the "Colonel" there at Meijers is just a Silly Goose......and you can't be in first on Flounders sandbar and be LAST at the same time......
Yep...That's why I'm LAST........and you're not........... Enjoy the dew!...... In First...no one will hear you drink....