FedEx Freight | Facial hair policy

i would also have to say just a rumor, i mean come on guys some thing like this would bring down our diversity house :hysterical:

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It looks like a retirement home for city drivers.
 
come on guys..after all the cbe's and the whole diveristy week do you guys really think that fedEX is going to tell us how we can keep our facial hair its all about being different and how everyone has something to offer the company. who comes up these rumors they need to work on them :nutkick:
 
Ball"s!!!!!!!

:smilie_132:I wonder if FDX FRT is gonna want us to shave our _all"_ in the summer time so we don"t sweat.:biglaugh:
I"m sure the Purple Promise People won't want us to start sweating in the summer and smelling of BO,bad image of smelly driver"s.:biglaugh::beerchug:
 
can you say discrimination lawsuite.
whats next no tats showing
we will all have to march not walk
all have blonde hair and blue eyes

ITS TRUE..... I heard it too, it's phase 3... everyone is going to need to shave everyday, keep their hair combed, brush their teeth twice a day, drink lots of milk, ,and immediately get rid of any tattoos that are visible when wearing a short sleeve barney shirt, unless its your company assigned driver number and corresponding barcode. Its all part of the new " Purple Promise Positive Outreach Program":)
 
You guys have me pissing my pants!

I just got back this morning from my run to NWB and this string of comments has to be the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I was rolling off my chair after the picture of the city driver retirement homes...:biglaugh::hysterical:
 
come on guys..after all the cbe's and the whole diveristy week do you guys really think that fedEX is going to tell us how we can keep our facial hair its all about being different and how everyone has something to offer the company. who comes up these rumors they need to work on them :nutkick:

There's a fine line between diversity and the purple image FL. Not so much this time of the year when we are busy but come this winter when the suits and ties have nothing else to justify their jobs with, they might come up with an image requirement policy of no facial hair. I wouldn't put it past them.:1036316054:
 
There's a fine line between diversity and the purple image FL. Not so much this time of the year when we are busy but come this winter when the suits and ties have nothing else to justify their jobs with, they might come up with an image requirement policy of no facial hair. I wouldn't put it past them.:1036316054:

yes becuase thats all they to do in the winter is sit in a big circle and say "how can screw with the drivers today"
:nutkick::chairshot: you guys watch to much tv....
 
All I can say, I had my beard when I started with A.F. And I will have it when I retire from F.X.F.E.:1036316054:
 
Look up at the menu and click on the casino... there are casino games that you can play and win imaginary money..
I have discovered the casino and now need a imaginary intervention. I need an imaginary 800-bets-off to call. I'm broke now but I was on a streak till the imaganary house got me counting card. Honest I was killing the house, I mean I was hot till the house started cheating me. If someone wants to back me I'll split the take with an even 30/60 I'll take them to the cleaners in 21 All I need is a little seed money and some left pocket money.
 
I have discovered the casino and now need a imaginary intervention. I need an imaginary 800-bets-off to call. I'm broke now but I was on a streak till the imaganary house got me counting card. Honest I was killing the house, I mean I was hot till the house started cheating me. If someone wants to back me I'll split the take with an even 30/60 I'll take them to the cleaners in 21 All I need is a little seed money and some left pocket money.

sounds like we need to start a gambling hot line :hysterical: 1 800 i ve got a problem :biglaugh: before you loose the shirt off your back train
 
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