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Discussion in 'YRC Freight' started by Kennesaw Kid, Jun 26, 2017.

  1. BIG R GUY

    BIG R GUY Coop Dispatch's Driver of the Year

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    I heard he left the keys on the Coop floor, and a rooster dumped on them...,
     
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  2. Big Dave

    Big Dave Hat Jokes Are Always Funny

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    Usually that rooster takes the truck to the Village Meat Market to pick us up some sandwiches. He has never hit a low drive-thru ever. But he does go 15mph through it. Which doesn't make the staff happy...
     
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  3. Gunner283

    Gunner283 Expert tire kicker

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    I can’t have ‘Snergies’ anymore. The damn peanuts get caught in my dentures.
     
  4. Triplex

    Triplex Experienced stalker

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    Sure glad we're going to electronic logs. The old way was wearing me out...

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  5. BIG R GUY

    BIG R GUY Coop Dispatch's Driver of the Year

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    Is that my partner on top? 15 percent higher,than the rest?
     
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  6. BIG R GUY

    BIG R GUY Coop Dispatch's Driver of the Year

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    BIG R GUY Coop Dispatch's Driver of the Year

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  8. seabreeze

    seabreeze Not Well Known Member, 60 Year Teamster Member

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    Wonder if Mud knows about this?
     
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  9. mud

    mud Wonderin'

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    We are now selling totally legal Christmas Trees
     
  10. Big Dave

    Big Dave Hat Jokes Are Always Funny

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    You guys need to work on your delivery method...
     
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  11. twisted-hippie

    twisted-hippie Why do we park in driveways & drive on parkways?

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    You got any of these ?:tribehasspoken:
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    seabreeze Not Well Known Member, 60 Year Teamster Member

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    I hate it when that happens, after the holidays I'm going down to the funeral home and try to find some new dentures.
     
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  13. BIG R GUY

    BIG R GUY Coop Dispatch's Driver of the Year

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    BRG Patel did a recent government funded study,and found that driving more than 15 mph can stress the branches on pine trees to the point they could snap, making them unsuitable for hanging lights, and or ornaments on them in homes, and also creating a possible fire hazard as they become dry from said possible compromised stress breaks caused by high speed transit of the tree....
     
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    6PakAbs Active Member

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    I heard that the methane gas emitted by cow farts and poop will have an adverse effect on Christmas Trees this year, especially out west...Anyone else heard this...and all of the hot air coming out of Hillary's mouth is contributing to global warming...???
     
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  15. BIG R GUY

    BIG R GUY Coop Dispatch's Driver of the Year

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    How many doofuses does it take to load 3 xmas trees into a pickup???
     
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  16. seabreeze

    seabreeze Not Well Known Member, 60 Year Teamster Member

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    Could it be driver training class at Coop Dispatch?
    You'll need top notch drivers to get Mud's account.
     
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  17. BIG R GUY

    BIG R GUY Coop Dispatch's Driver of the Year

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    At coop dispatch,it is how many drivers can fit in the cab of the truck,if big dave is wearing his hat?
     
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  18. Big Dave

    Big Dave Hat Jokes Are Always Funny

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    2 on the Dream Team, 3 bridge engineers, 3 boardwalk repairmen, 50 bags of cement and 1 ELD Beaver...
     
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  19. twisted-hippie

    twisted-hippie Why do we park in driveways & drive on parkways?

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    vongrimmenstein Well-Known Member

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    I gotta ask. Just what is a ELD Beaver? If said 'ELD Beaver is part of the Dream Team, what if any, are the chores while on the Team? If it is a paying position, is said Beaver making scale? von.
     

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