ODFL | Why do we let guys get away with ripping the dolly lines?

[seabreeze]

Being able to confirm the ' sex symbol ' would depend on which branch of the tree you swing from. Right? von.

If Billy's wife reads all the crap he puts on here, she would put knots on his head, Oral Roberts couldn't take off.
He is so henpecked, he wakes up at 2 am, to pee, sticks his foot in the comode and pees down his leg so not to wake his wife.

 

[BIG R GUY]

All I see are bored freight haulers, the struggle is real and OD is here to take your freight. I remember when drivers respected one another, you new breeds just keep sitting there like keyboard cb rambos. Most of you should take your extra time off and get a gym membership because the good lord knows that lazy line haul gig sure ain't gonna make you a sex symbol like me.

 

[BillyLo]

That right there is a true line driver. fbn done blew up at me, don't let yourself be his next object of anger for ya'll posting pics of him.

 

[Big Dave]

That's Flounder taking his First vacation at the beach.
Billy delivered a tanning bed to his house so he can keep that vacation tan...

 

[BillyLo]

That's Flounder taking his First vacation at the beach.
Billy delivered a tanning bed to his house so he can keep that vacation tan...

With all that line money fbn makes you'd think he'd throw me a 20 for a tip, but that cheap driver only said thank you. Ungrateful as our customers!