skullcramp
Government Seal
- Credits
- 428
Off topic or not, everyone can agree whats coming. They know the end is coming and they're getting ready.
With a tear in his eye, James Welch steps to the podium "We offered our workers our last and final offer, they just don't understand that we can no longer afford the cadillac pay and benefits they've come to expect. They have to help row the boat too. To close down after 100+ years simply because our workers won't help us out with the health care costs and elimination of overtime is a real shame. " Wall Street Journal reporter asks " Jim, what about the pay raise you offered?" We offered them an immediate 5% pay raise in exchange for the elimination of time and a half after 8 hours. We're also going to offer them unlimited hours. After 56 hours in 4 days, they'll be allowed to work unlimited hours on the dock, Fridays and Saturdays. This is unheard of in our industry and we think its a good deal for everyone. And the health care we're offering is incredibly generous for a company with our financials. 250 a week for a family of 2 $10,000 per person deductible on major medical. We're also allowing them to set up a savings account in lieu of a pension." Our lenders aren't happy about how extravagant we are, but I told them our workers deserve the best"
Jesus, this stuff write itself LOL, after 2019 I'm going to start a speechifyin' company.
With a tear in his eye, James Welch steps to the podium "We offered our workers our last and final offer, they just don't understand that we can no longer afford the cadillac pay and benefits they've come to expect. They have to help row the boat too. To close down after 100+ years simply because our workers won't help us out with the health care costs and elimination of overtime is a real shame. " Wall Street Journal reporter asks " Jim, what about the pay raise you offered?" We offered them an immediate 5% pay raise in exchange for the elimination of time and a half after 8 hours. We're also going to offer them unlimited hours. After 56 hours in 4 days, they'll be allowed to work unlimited hours on the dock, Fridays and Saturdays. This is unheard of in our industry and we think its a good deal for everyone. And the health care we're offering is incredibly generous for a company with our financials. 250 a week for a family of 2 $10,000 per person deductible on major medical. We're also allowing them to set up a savings account in lieu of a pension." Our lenders aren't happy about how extravagant we are, but I told them our workers deserve the best"
Jesus, this stuff write itself LOL, after 2019 I'm going to start a speechifyin' company.