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[vongrimmenstein]

The XTF-61 Mobile Assault Mower. When you’re tired of goats taking over your territory.

Does this model come equipped with a ejector seat & flotation collar? von.

 

[vongrimmenstein]

The XTF-61 Mobile Assault Mower. When you’re tired of goats taking over your territory.

With all them missiles, I sure could have a lot of fun with that joy stick. von.

 

[BIG R GUY]

https://news.yahoo.com/bigfoot-traffic-camera-105228388.html
Was this maybe Billo? Just taking a leak?
From his zero turn snow plowing?

 

[seabreeze]

https://news.yahoo.com/bigfoot-traffic-camera-105228388.html
Was this maybe Billo? Just taking a leak?
From his zero turn snow plowing?

Could be, or maybe Ump sending signals back to the Houston dugout.

 

[xeastend]

The XTF-61 Mobile Assault Mower. When you’re tired of goats taking over your territory.

I have the stripped down version (no rockets) and it is a good mower. Spartan. Been around maybe 5 years

 

[mowjoe]

I’m just gonna leave this here

 

[vongrimmenstein]

I’m just gonna leave this here

I’m just gonna leave this here

I have a total lack of words for this pic. Bee Keeper front porch? Mosquito free outhouse? AC equipped bug free mower. I just can't figure out the auxiliary motor. Anybody? von.

 

[White]

AC plugged into it

 

[useless]

plugs in his hedge trimmer

 

[seabreeze]

I have a total lack of words for this pic. Bee Keeper front porch? Mosquito free outhouse? AC equipped bug free mower. I just can't figure out the auxiliary motor. Anybody? von.

Looks like Billy's upgrading his equipment.

 

[BIG R GUY]

Looks like Billy's upgrading his equipment.

Billo uses these when he mows at terminals located south of I-80, and east of I-25,because he can’t handle the humidity, and actually sweats.

 

[vongrimmenstein]

Billo uses these when he mows at terminals located south of I-80, and east of I-25,because he can’t handle the humidity, and actually sweats.

If he cuts grass in the Rockies, does he have a oxygen generator? Grass does grow @ 9000. von.

 

[mowjoe]

 

[vongrimmenstein]

Victoria Secret will merge with Smith & Wesson gins. Will now be called titty titty bang bang. von.

 

[vongrimmenstein]

Knots Berry Farm & the National National Organization of Women will merge. New name? Not Now.

 

[DCM_Doc]

Back when Billy was in the Hell’s Mowers biker gang.....

Photo credit: Stimpy.

Redneck chopper.

 

[Big Dave]

Billy asked Ump to dock the Bayliner.....

 

[BIG R GUY]

Anything that ain't business put it here.

Glad to see a, slow trucks thread.

 

[seabreeze]

Glad to see a, slow trucks thread.

What's a slow truck?
Bet I get an answer.

 

[mowjoe]