Off-Topic Lesbians are to be put in the general category of women as far as deliveries:

[Streaker69]

I've been doing my stretching exercises with grand results but now I need new uniforms with a longer inseam .

Not a problem... Just can't get a hoodie or more than 2 T shirts

 

[almost13ranch]

I've been doing my stretching exercises with grand results but now I need new uniforms with a longer inseam .

 

[vongrimmenstein]

I've been doing my stretching exercises with grand results but now I need new uniforms with a longer inseam .



I hate to ask this for I know the answer. Just exactly what were you exercisingvon..

 

[Hookman]

I've been doing my stretching exercises with grand results but now I need new uniforms with a longer inseam .

So what they say about a crooked carrot on the commercials works?

 

[SMOKESTACK]

Von you got to watch more TV Buddy .

 

[vongrimmenstein]

Von you got to watch more TV Buddy .

But I do!!! But, all evidence points to the fact it does no good watching that idiot box. Did I just sat 'idiot box'? Disregard. von.

 

[vongrimmenstein]

Don't be surprised if no one is interested in your guidelines...

Now go hook a set.

Be careful. Some creatures might think 'go hook a set' is very kinky. A set of what? von.

 

[Purple Hammer]

Lesbians on a carrot farm?

Pictures or it didn't happen...

Did ya hear what the lesbian frog said to the other lesbian frog? “Wow we do taste like chicken don’t we.”

 

[steve5]

Did ya hear what the lesbian frog said to the other lesbian frog? “Wow we do taste like chicken don’t we.”

First it was carrots, now I have to cross chicken off the grocery list.

 

[steve5]

Be careful. Some creatures might think 'go hook a set' is very kinky. A set of what? von.

That was my “Irish Goodbye”

 

[White]

Did ya hear what the lesbian frog said to the other lesbian frog? “Wow we do taste like chicken don’t we.”

Definition of confusion? Two blind lesbians in a fish market.

 

[Yellow Fever]

When I worked the city, I had a drink cooler for a bar in a college town. This was the Overnite days when we just dreamed of liftgates. The thing was about 6 foot tall and weighed around #400. I walked in and when my eyes adjusted, I saw pictures on the wall of men, then it hit me, I was delivering a Zima cooler to a bar named Peters Hang Out, culture shock.
I told the Barman what I had, and he told me to bring it in. I told him it was too heavy to move, and he looked at me funny, he clapped his hands and said, "come on ladies, let's help the big tough truck driver get my cooler in here". About 4 came out and they were big! You couldn't have moved them with a bulldozer, Lifted the cooler down, hand trucked it in refused the offer of a drink and got the hell out of there.

What did you do later that week with that delivery on your trailer for “The Manhole”?