Dear Billy Sir I would like to submit my application to the "club" as I have been approved by UMP and have a life size picture of BD's hat on my wall. Now I know you don't like us lazy road driver's as we are always in the way and sleeping in spots only known to you. I have no desire to run a zero turn or do any hand trimming or herd goats. I'm here to post important information on the size of BD's hat, making sure UMPs' goats stay within their area, checking for new parking spots to sleep at, letting P&D drivers know they work the hardest. Also since I feel you need your club to expand east into the midwest so we can spread the word. Reference's seabreeze, UMP, Big Dave, flybynite, Big R guy, wong, and many more too many to list Thank you in advance.for taking the time to look at my appication.