My wife's into these things as pets. We kinda got like a little mini farm going. She is breeding them and selling the baby's. She also does a mobile petting zoo thing and brings some goats. Basically just pets for us. It's her ordeal for the most part. We don't do the milk/cheese either but could if we wanted to.
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How about a goat race. Get some wagers going.
Don't think you or OD combined could get OO out of car hauling!
Would Nigerian Goats have a handicap because of heavy collars?
Mr. Slinkys getting awful picky, Billy may stand you and one of your goats in the corner, don't push your luck!
Best watch your tongue, Ump's goats are a head above average, they were stolen from Billy some time ago.
Billy had the top bloodline in the country.
Hope you don't start this goat rustling again.
His goats have collars .. Mine have GPS. His goats live on a petting farm...Mine live in the Rocky mountains !! His have cute name like "sparkle and rainbow"...Mine go by "Toro and LawnBoy!!" Winner,winner chicken dinner!!
Don't know for sure, they tell me, give your woman goats milk, makes her butt better.
Dear lord I hope this was a typo..
I say we have an "old" goat race ... Seabreeze vs. von!! First one around Dave's hat gets a month supply of Ensure and $100 off a hip replacement. I'll bring the beer !
MR SLINKY does not own a sheep !
You'll have to forgive him, he's old... They all look the same thru cataracts.
Are ewe kiddin us?
Dear Billy Sir I would like to submit my application to the "club" as I have been approved by UMP and have a life size picture of BD's hat on my wall. Now I know you don't like us lazy road driver's as we are always in the way and sleeping in spots only known to you. I have no desire to run a zero turn or do any hand trimming or herd goats. I'm here to post important information on the size of BD's hat, making sure UMPs' goats stay within their area, checking for new parking spots to sleep at, letting P&D drivers know they work the hardest. Also since I feel you need your club to expand east into the midwest so we can spread the word. Reference's seabreeze, UMP, Big Dave, flybynite, Big R guy, wong, and many more too many to list Thank you in advance.for taking the time to look at my appication.
I read your first sentence and got better things to do but happy to you been approved unlike slinky who’ll always be an outsider bc he’s banned for life.
