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[BIG R GUY]

Ummm yeah. I guess Padre Island is close to Mexico...

2 inches on the map. Or, 1656 kilometers on my Moldavian GPS.

 

[BIG R GUY]

Mystic had take an alt. route around Trump's privacy fence !

He went 13’6”, under it....

 

[mud]

They like your dash mounted fan!

My dash mounted fan, transistor radio, and English to Spanish translation book all disappeared with my pumpkin.

 

[twisted-hippie]

Always secure your load !

 

[wongway]

And people have corrected me , saying that Big trucking companies can't lie & make up funny numbers & lie to banks !! ,https://www.freightwaves.com/news/c...tcy-in-truckload-history-expected-by-mid-week

 

[BIG R GUY]

You and I are lucky to work on weekends for Coop Dispatch,partner.
New gold tractor every month.
Free popcorn.
Only have to bribe,I mean bring,Big Dave sandwiches once a week.
Tractor turned up to 46 mph.
Donna and her staff wearing bikinis in the office.
The Bank of Ukraine guarantees our checks are on time.
It’s like Xmas every weekend!

 

[seabreeze]

And people have corrected me , saying that Big trucking companies can't lie & make up funny numbers & lie to banks !! ,https://www.freightwaves.com/news/c...tcy-in-truckload-history-expected-by-mid-week

In a recent interview, Big Dave of Coop Dispatch said, " I only lie 15% of time to obtain credit, when I do lie, I prefer a Cayman bank"

 

[Elwood]

In a recent interview, Big Dave of Coop Dispatch said, " I only lie 15% of time to obtain credit, when I do lie, I prefer a Cayman bank"

If we don’t ask questions, how could he lie?

 

[Big Dave]

In a recent interview, Big Dave of Coop Dispatch said, " I only lie 15% of time to obtain credit, when I do lie, I prefer a Cayman bank"

Well just to be clear, we depreciate our trucks AND drivers right away.....

 

[BIG R GUY]

I am at the office in Cedar Rapids right now, and hear that the coop Xmas cards are being mailed out next week. I’ll post one as soon as Donna is done with them.

 

[twisted-hippie]

You and I are lucky to work on weekends for Coop Dispatch,partner.
New gold tractor every month.
Free popcorn.
Only have to bribe,I mean bring,Big Dave sandwiches once a week.
Tractor turned up to 46 mph.
Donna and her staff wearing bikinis in the office.
The Bank of Ukraine guarantees our checks are on time.
It’s like Xmas every weekend!

I am at the office in Cedar Rapids right now, and hear that the coop Xmas cards are being mailed out next week. I’ll post one as soon as Donna is done with them.

You got your bikini on too ? (bad visual )..................

 

[wongway]

I am at the office in Cedar Rapids right now, and hear that the coop Xmas cards are being mailed out next week. I’ll post one as soon as Donna is done with them.

But what about our HAM ??? saw the piggies running around in back lot last week & heard Hams are suppose to be 15% bigger this year !!

 

[Triplex]

But what about our HAM ??? saw the piggies running around in back lot last week & heard Hams are suppose to be 15% bigger this year !!

If I were you Wong I'd be really careful about eating those hams!

"Chinese scientists have successfully bred monkey-pig hybrids as part of research into the growth of human organs for transplantation in animals."
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/monkey-pig-hybrid-science-chimera-organs-a9236846.html

 

[vongrimmenstein]

You and I are lucky to work on weekends for Coop Dispatch,partner.
New gold tractor every month.
Free popcorn.
Only have to bribe,I mean bring,Big Dave sandwiches once a week.
Tractor turned up to 46 mph.
Donna and her staff wearing bikinis in the office.
The Bank of Ukraine guarantees our checks are on time.
It’s like Xmas every weekend!

Basing Dave's weight on the size of his hat, Ya might wanna put him on a diet & bring only half a sandwich. von.

 

[BIG R GUY]

But what about our HAM ??? saw the piggies running around in back lot last week & heard Hams are suppose to be 15% bigger this year !!

I think maybe you saw Big Dave’s television show co host. Her rear gets 15 % wider every year too....

 

[Big Dave]

You got your bikini on too ? (bad visual )..................

And BRG says Wong looks bad in spandex...

 

[wongway]

WOW , Donna & Big Dave gave me a early Xmas present !!

 

[BIG R GUY]

WOW , Donna & Big Dave gave me a early Xmas present !!

And they got a discount on it too!!

 

[wongway]

Key word is Select purchases and so it only applies to the Wong Elf work wear only & with a Coop, company I.D. to be able to get the 15% discount !!


And they got a discount on it too!!

 

[Big Dave]

Elf???? Donna said it’s a Fairy.....