Cedar Rapids,IA.( Daily Coop)
Worlds Largest Popcorn Ball Coming To Cedar Rapids!
As promised, mega carrier, Coop Dispatch has its top rated, Gold Team transporting the 5,500 #, 12 foot in diameter popcorn ball on a low boy trailer from its home in Sac City, to Cedar Rapids today. On arrival, it will be raised high above the downtown area, where at midnight, it will be lowered to the ground in front of a crowd that will probably be near 500,000 partying in the streets. Coop strongman, and Social media influencer, Big Dave will also be on hand, along with his Dancing with the Stars partner, Kim K, who recently lobbied the mayor of Cedar Rapids to grant clemency to 6 Moldo’s, who were sentenced to 20 years in jail for an incident that happened 2 years ago, where they threw beets all over a section of Rt 30, causing many accidents, but no injuries. Online petitions drew worldwide attention to the sentencing, as excessive, and had more than 9 million signatures, mostly from the Ukrainian people, who have a huge presence in the Cedar Rapids area, and many who work for Coop Logistics. Rumors that Dave and Kim will be riding into town on a horse could not be confirmed, as the street dept said they would not remove light poles, and parking meters, just so her wide rear end, and Dave’s hat, could fit down the street. It has been confirmed though, that famous driving team, Wong-BRG, will also, drop into the street, in a hot air balloon, also at midnight. The team will be handing out, free LED flashlights,and 14’ tape measures, to the first 1,000 attendee’s, along with signing autographs on their poster of them hitting a low bridge in Des Moines last year.