Another LAST thread

[Silly Goose]

I am in the LAST line

 

[pilot87]

What does the Spruce Goose and Silly Goose have in common?...... They both look good in First ...

 

[pilot87]

Flounders "fan club"...


ESP...President


I'm in the LAST club...(No President needed)

 

[Big Dave]

That's cuz I impeached you years ago, Pilot.
I'm the Emperor of LAST

 

[Silly Goose]

I am back at LAST

 

[Big Dave]

I am back at LAST

 

[Silly Goose]

Big Dave,Your in front of me so I am LAST

 

[Big Dave]

Not for long...cuz I had a big ol burrito.....ain't nothin gonna survive behind me......and I-I-I-eee-I-I will always be LA-A-A-AST

 

[ESP]

If you don't like the weather in Ohio, wait five minutes and it will change. I saw Silly goose fly by yesterday, I knew it was time to rake up left over winter leaves. I did that and was happy, then I started to take off the snow blower from the yard tractor. I looked out side to see it snow like a blizzard. We ended up getting three inches of snow, soooooooooo, I was the last to rake after the winter snow and the last to rake before the new spring snow. I was the Last , do you get that? I am last, last, last, last, last. ???????????????There you go, I am what? Repeat slowly, you will get it. I am Last.

 

[Big Dave]

I am LAST. Hey! You're right, ESP, it does sound better when I say it slow.
I am LAST.
I'm gonna say this all day.

 

[pilot87]

That's cuz I impeached you years ago, Pilot.
I'm the Emperor of LAST

I hope it's not true what they about the Emperor has no cloths......Oh well It will only sear the eyes of those in first... I'm way back in LAST....won't see a thing....anything.... any thing......

 

[pilot87]

I am LAST. Hey! You're right, ESP, it does sound better when I say it slow.
I am LAST.
I'm gonna say this all day.

Sounds even better when I say it!..... I am LAST!..... YES!..... Musica to my orejas!....

 

[Big Dave]

I always make a fashion statement in LAST.
All you Firsties bow before me.

 

[Big Dave]

Demasiado wax inside dem orejas, Pilot. Where's my plunger??!!! Escuchame. Estoy ULTIMO

 

[FLOUNDER]

I'm the only one who is LAST

 

[pilot87]

Demasiado wax inside dem orejas, Pilot. Where's my plunger??!!! Escuchame. Estoy ULTIMO

Que dijiste?.....? I can't hear you from way up there in front of first...... I'm waaaaaay far away in the LAST of the LAST.... It's larga distancia for you..Please hang up and try your call again.....

 

[Big Dave]

I'm the only one who is LAST

 

[pilot87]

I always make a fashion statement in LAST.
All you Firsties bow before me.

Your idea of being "fashionable" is being in first...I'm debonairly in LAST!....

 

[Big Dave]

I invented LAST fashion. I put my socks on after my shoes. My shirts are inside -out. I put my pants on before my underwear. I even have a LAST-hawk hairstyle. My hair only stands up on the back of my head...

 

[pilot87]

I invented LAST fashion. I put my socks on after my shoes. My shirts are inside -out. I put my pants on before my underwear. I even have a LAST-hawk hairstyle. My hair only stands up on the back of my head...

That image hurts my minds eye...

.. Take off that outfit and put on a dress.. or I won't let you be LAST.....