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Big Dave said:
You can be a Pepper too.....in First
I'm Goose's Dew supplier, but ESP is the go-between to get it to her in First.
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Well now, if you are going to be a go between, you may as well be the go between for a Silly Goose who always wants to be in Last, and never seems to hold it very long. I am the go between for this as well, you had the gull to knock SG out of Last, while I was gone. This go between is for you. :beaten::beaten::beaten::beaten::beaten::beaten: Now if you want a go between the eyes again, just ask. I left specific information for her to be left alone and rest up in Last, till I was back. Here is one more go between the eyes :beaten:, this will be for Pilot, as he disobeyed my wish also :bat:. There is no hope for Flounder. Goose :6817:, the meanies did not let you rest up. :violin:By the way I am Last, I am so slow, I missed by bus (jeepny) through the jungle. I am slower than honey in winter. I am LAST.
 
ESP said:
jnow isdt eninty dor uddky grouvle. wluoyldeoiid kd .
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THANKS ESP!..... Glad that you finally admit I'm LAST......even if you do have an odd way of saying it.....but thanks just the same....

By the way... I won't tell uddky Dave what you said about him.....
 
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Doctor, doctor
I'll give you the news
You gotta, bad case
Of being First
No Dew will make you LAST
You gotta, bad case
Of being First....and getting pooped on
 
Big Dave said:
Doctor, doctor
I'll give you the news
You gotta, bad case
Of being First
No Dew will make you LAST
You gotta, bad case
Of being First....and getting pooped on
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I heard Big Dave say goodbye to LAST.......
No one ever cared if he was First or Five.........
Time and time again the chance for LAST...
has passed him by and all he knows of LAST...
Is how to live without it because he just can't seem to find it.......

So I've made my mind up I must live my life in LAST.....
because it's the easiest way there is.....
I guess I've always known I'd hear Big Dave say goodbye to LAST.......

Wise words from a Carpenter......(No, not that one......The one named Richard)...
 
On the day Pilot was born
The fairies got together
And decided to create a dream of First
So they sprinkled fairy dust in his hair
Put a crown on his head and made him prince of First

(All together now )
Laaaaaaaa lalala laaaaa
Pilot is Prince of First
 
Big Dave said:
On the day Pilot was born
The fairies got together
And decided to create a dream of First
So they sprinkled fairy dust in his hair
Put a crown on his head and made him prince of First

(All together now )
Laaaaaaaa lalala laaaaa
Pilot is Prince of First
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I think I'm gonna be glad........
I think it's today, yeah
That boy, Big Dave is going to be sad......
Because he is going away......

He's got a ticket to ride to FIRST.......He's got a ticket to ride to FIRST......
And I don't care.......

He said that living in second......was bringing him down, yeah
He would never be free
Until he was finally around FIRST..........

He's got a ticket to ride to FIRST.....and I think I'm Gonna be Glad!.....
I'm gonna be glad to be in LAST.....
 
Pilot is First, yeah yeah yeah
Pilot is First, yeah yeah yeah
He thinks he's gonna be LAST
But I told him yesterday
That First is where he's at
Cuz you gotta be Big Dave in LAST to play
First loves you yeah yeah yeah
 
These are such happy times since so long ago....
How I wondered where Silly Goose and all the Firsters had gone......
But they're back in first again with all their long lost friends......
Even Flounder and ESP that they loved so well.....
Every sha-la-la-LAST...
Every wo-o-wo-o, still shines....
Every shing-a-ling-a-LAST, that they're singing to me is so fine.......
When they get to the part....
Where they break Big Daves heart......
It can really make him cry, just like before.......
He's FIRST once more......
 
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Silly Goose said:
I is up and still Jacked up on dew in LAST. No Dr. Pepper for this goose.
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You keep that dew habit up and you'll need a Dr....Pepper or otherwise.......

Guess I'm going to have to get the Dr. Pepper spray out and clear out all the silly intruders....and don't duck Goose.......

I'm LAST and in charge....with the able assistance of the "Doc"......
 
Big Dave said:
I'm Goose's Dew supplier.
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Silly Goose said:
I is up and still Jacked up on dew in FIRST. No Dr. Pepper for this goose.
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See what you've done Big Dave?....... You've made Silly Goose even sillier....and Gooseier.........Hope your proud of yourself!..........

That's why your First and I'm LAST.....


( No Goose was harmed....she was safely returned to FIRST and lived Silly ever after...The END!)
 
I sent ESP over to you two hours ago. I think he's dipping into our supply, Goose. After he makes the delivery, go ahead and poop on him.
Send a messenger goose to LAST to let me know it's done.
 
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