Canadian Flyer
They Call Me CF, Eh
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Funny, I have no problem staying up all night. Been doing it since I graduated high school, even before I ever set my boots inside a linehaul rig. Doc says I'm fit as a fiddle every time he sees me. And I'm not addicted to caffeine, either. A good fruit smoothie can make an excellent meal replacement that you can have on the go, and they taste delicious. Lots of vitamins and energy without resorting to coffee, soda or energy drinks.Watch me sleep at night like a baby while you fight to stay awake. I enjoy a challenging job unlike you guys and love to stay in shape. If your women didn't look like bison they'd be hanging out with me.
Funny, bet none of you are or will be this good of shape when you get to be my age. Throwing freight has been good to me, much better than when I was a lazy line man.
All that, and I lay my head on my pillow when a city man is still having his first coffee. I don't drive through rush hour traffic every day to get to work. I don't break my back dragging skids around on a pallet jack all day, wearing out my knees in stop and go city traffic. And I don't have to take on rush hour traffic again at the end of the day.
You call it laziness. I call it common sense. Why torture yourself all day when you can make more money at night running linehaul? Last time I checked, the ladies prefer dollars and sense to mad muscles. How else would anyone explain Hugh Hefner?