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[Richard Cranium]

Cool! Be in N. Cal 'bout 10am Saturday so we can unload all this crap please

N Cal?

 

[Big Dave]

Cool! Be in N. Cal 'bout 10am Saturday so we can unload all this crap please

Ohhhhh. That's RC territory. He may give ya a hand....but you may have to launder certain pieces of his "uniform"......

 

[Richard Cranium]

Ohhhhh. That's RC territory. He may give ya a hand....but you may have to launder certain pieces of his "uniform"......

 

[FedexLube]

N Cal?

Yep! I've been assigned to your battalion to shore up your ranks and make certain your wearing regulation purple thongs and not brown ones

 

[FedexLube]

Yep! I've been assigned to your battalion to shore up your ranks and make certain your wearing regulation purple thongs and not brown ones
If ya go to SAC make sure your fully dressed before saying hi

 

[FedexLube]

"Big Dave sez: You get to work with RC!! Donner Pass here you come!!
Good luck up there. Let us know when you get your purple thong...lol"

I ain't gonna go and dats dat

 

[Thom-8-Toes]

Yep! I've been assigned to your battalion to shore up your ranks and make certain your wearing regulation purple thongs and not brown ones

At the risk of putting this Gay thread back on track. .....is there a bonus coming in January. ....??

 

[Big Dave]

At the risk of putting this Gay thread back on track. .....is there a bonus coming in January. ....??

Yes. It will come in the same envelope as your W-2.....

 

[Dick Dastardly]

At the risk of putting this Gay thread back on track. .....is there a bonus coming in January. ....??

Gay as in happy? or gay as in flaming?

 

[Dick Dastardly]

Yes. It will come in the same envelope as your W-2.....

W-2's? Say, when will those be mailed out?

 

[Richard Cranium]

Gay as in happy? or gay as in flaming?

Happily flaming?

 

[Dick Dastardly]

Happily flaming?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[The Point]

At the risk of putting this Gay thread back on track. .....is there a bonus coming in January. ....??

We spoke about it one page back at the bottom.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Whistle while you twerk?

 

[Dick Dastardly]

Whistle while you twerk?

Only if you join in in your purple tho....ahem..... uniform.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Only if you join in in your purple tho....ahem..... uniform.

 

[SwampRatt]

The numbers we need for the next bonus payout are available.

1st Quarter numbers released 9-20-16:

2nd quarter numbers were released today.

Combined O/M for the 2 quarters: 6.84%

By my calculation, payout should be 1.644% of qualified earnings, for the 6 month period.

Sources:

http://about.van.fedex.com/newsroom...corp-reports-higher-first-quarter-earnings-2/

http://investors.fedex.com/news-and...creased-Revenue-Operating-Income/default.aspx

https://www.easycalculation.com/analytical/linear-interpolation.php

http://calculator.tutorvista.com/interpolation-calculator.html

 

[The Point]

I will trust your high math figure as I had it estimated at 1.5ish.

 

[SwampRatt]

I will trust your high math figure as I had it estimated at 1.5ish.

Due to potential rounding off, It could be reduced to 1.63%. It will most likely be presented as 1.6%.

 

[silent trucker]

I truly feel sorry for RC. He's a sad, bitter old drunk that transfers his self contempt to whatever company makes the mistake of employing him. He hated Transcon, then Viking and now FedEx. RC, I pity you; which is what you seem to want, by virtue of the self pity you display all the time at work and online. Get mental help. Free yourself from the prison you've created for yourself.