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I can see my hubby looking like a striped beach ball with one of those rugby shirts on :biglaugh::biglaugh:

Gentlemen, any fashion designer will tell you that vertical stripes will make your silhouette look slimmer, more shapely. Also a good haircut or hat with wild designs will draw the eye from your 'problem' areas.

It's all in the eye of the beholder my friends.
 
TiredDvrsWife said:
I can see my hubby looking like a striped beach ball with one of those rugby shirts on :biglaugh::biglaugh:

Gentlemen, any fashion designer will tell you that vertical stripes will make your silhouette look slimmer, more shapely. Also a good haircut or hat with wild designs will draw the eye from your 'problem' areas.

It's all in the eye of the beholder my friends.
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So we need to hire beekeepers instead of clothing designers? :hide::Poke:
 
TiredDvrsWife said:
I can see my hubby looking like a striped beach ball with one of those rugby shirts on :biglaugh::biglaugh:

Gentlemen, any fashion designer will tell you that vertical stripes will make your silhouette look slimmer, more shapely. Also a good haircut or hat with wild designs will draw the eye from your 'problem' areas.

It's all in the eye of the beholder my friends.
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So what do these table cloths make us look like? Like we are heading to a picnic? :biglaugh:
 
It would be nice if the company offered optional uniform choices (at company expense). Then we could choose which items we liked best.
 
TiredDvrsWife said:
Ok, are you my hubby online when I am or something?? That's what he's called me a time or two. Along with some :ranting2: :ranting2:
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So when he called you boo boo it wasn't in a good way? It wasn't like, "hey boo boo, can I see your who who"? :biglaugh:

And no, I am not your hubby online! Do you need a online hubby? Is being truck driver's wife that boring?
 
Nope, not bored and don't need another man to look after! Just shoot me if that ever happens! :TR10driving03:

After over 33+ years together, we ain't going nowhere. Got too much at stake at this point!

bigfoot077 said:
So when he called you boo boo it wasn't in a good way? It wasn't like, "hey boo boo, can I see your who who"? :biglaugh:

And no, I am not your hubby online! Do you need a online hubby? Is being truck driver's wife that boring?
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TiredDvrsWife said:
Nope, not bored and don't need another man to look after! Just shoot me if that ever happens! :TR10driving03:

After over 33+ years together, we ain't going nowhere. Got too much at stake at this point!
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Well I have over 23 years with my wife and I have a lot at stake but doesn't mean she don't get bored.......I just hope she is board by me! :wink1:

I thought about trading her in once or twice but the new ones are just to hard to train now a days.:poster_oops:
 
Well, if my husband wanted to trade me in, it would a very understanding situation:

I'd go under the sink to bring out the skillet and he wouldn't be left standing


bigfoot077 said:
Well I have over 23 years with my wife and I have a lot at stake but doesn't mean she don't get bored.......I just hope she is board by me! :wink1:

I thought about trading her in once or twice but the new ones are just to hard to train now a days.:poster_oops:
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TiredDvrsWife said:
Well, if my husband wanted to trade me in, it would a very understanding situation:

I'd go under the sink to bring out the skillet and he wouldn't be left standing
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Ouch! Haven't you learned that violence doesn't help? Easy on the poor dude. You know, you are happy with your car but sometimes you wouldn't mind going for a ride in the neighbors new car. :shift:
 
TiredDvrsWife said:
And come home to find your own car with flat tires!! :Flame-On: :biglaugh:
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Yeah, I think my car would have more wrong with it than just flat tires. I like my old car, you know with a lot of work and a lot of wax, you can make that old thing look halfway new again. Was I just talking about my car?
 
Don't worry. I think your wife would be totally UNDERSTANDING.:ranting2:

bigfoot077 said:
Yeah, I think my car would have more wrong with it than just flat tires. I like my old car, you know with a lot of work and a lot of wax, you can make that old thing look halfway new again. Was I just talking about my car?
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