Why

[Guardrail]

Why is it not over till the fat lady sings?

Because when she's done singing, she farts and everyone leaves.

Guardrail

 

[Big Dave]

WHY do FOOLS think THEY ARE (THEY'RE) last?
Maybe their education failed to LAST.......end of line

Why does Steve Jobs think he knows what I mean...even from the grave??
I know how to spell, Stevie!!!! Worms, carry on...

I feel better now

 

[pilot87]

Why you wanna go provoking thoughts?

Why would you wanna give anyone any ideas?

Why not???

 

[pilot87]

Why did Tom Bodett leave the lights on??

 

[Guardrail]

Why did Tom Bodett leave the lights on??

Because he is related to my wife.

Guardrail

 

[TedWard]

Why does Tom Bodett think we're scared of the dark?

Why wait when you can buy now?

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[Big Dave]

Because he is related to my wife.

Guardrail

My wife, my daughter, my in-laws and Trace Adkins.....Why can't these people respect my electric bill??!!

 

[pro1driver]

​why am i becoming so darned good at spider solitaire.......???

 

[RacerX69]

My wife, my daughter, my in-laws and Trace Adkins.....Why can't these people respect my electric bill??!!

Send those in-laws back to Seattle yo.

 

[Big Dave]

Send those in-laws back to Seattle yo.

Oh yeah. Especially since they live in Floriduh...:).
Why can't people be more frugal....not cheap...frugal...learn to save as much money as possible

 

[TedWard]

Why are owls thought to be wise? None of them no why, most don't even know who.

 

[pilot87]

Why was Who on first??...

Because I am on LAST.... Everyone knows Why...

 

[Big Dave]

Why was First.
Why am I always LAST?

 

[pilot87]

I was First.
Why is Pilot 87 always LAST?

Thank you!!....

Why haven't you recognized this fact sooner??

 

[Big Dave]

Thank you, BD

Why haven't I realized that you are the true LAST?

Why should I hold any anger to a man that found the error of his ways??

Huh??

 

[pilot87]

"Why does the World go on turning?... Why do the stars go on shining..?...."

Why can't I write such stirring lyrics?...

 

[pilot87]

Why should I hold any anger to a man that found the error of his ways??

Huh??

Why did I make the error that Big Dave was last?

 

[Big Dave]

Why does Pilot doubt himself when he says I'm LAST?

 

[pilot87]

Why does Pilot doubt himself when he says I'm LAST?

It's true..... I doubt Big Dave is LAST.

Why wouldn't I ? .. .. He is always first when I'm around.......

Why is that??

 

[xeastend]

Why does this feel like the LAST thread??