Why

[TedWard]

I randomly drank at a bar in southern California called WHY NOT.
Down the street was THE EXCUSE.

Why would someone need the excuse?

Just stagger in and tell her you were at that one place
or the other place
or even some other place.

Or just tell her you were at the office.

 

[pro1driver]

why does a doctor have to be licensed to "practice" medicine...???

why are lawyers licensed to "practice" law..???


why are truck drivers licensed, and known as a "professional"...???.....

 

[Road Dust]

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[pilot87]

Why can't I be a stand up comedian??
WHY????

Hahahahaha.... :LMAO:........Your Funny!!.... Why??? .......I don't know....

Why am I always LAST?......

 

[TedWard]

Why we don't have artificial intelligence yet.

First guess, 'nuff said.

 

[Big Dave]

Why does Pilot87 think he's LAST?????
Why hasn't Ted checked out the LAST thread??

 

[TedWard]

Hey BigDave,

Why the long face?

 

[pilot87]

Why doesn't Big Dave believe that I actually am LAST???

Why is TedWard always First???

Why did the little engine think it could???

 

[RacerX69]

Why we don't have artificial intelligence yet.

First guess, 'nuff said.

That's funny!

Why?

 

[pilot87]

Why do I feel the need to ask WHY??....

 

[Big Dave]

Why do fools fall in love?
Why do fools think their LAST ?

 

[autocar65]

Fools drool, that is the rule. Don't be cruel to a heart that's true, and don't be the devil's tool, and make a livi'n out of playin pool. It is true that a fool may soon be strewn like blooms in June.

 

[pilot87]

Why did anyone care who shot J. R.??

 

[Big Dave]

I shot JR!! Why??? Cuz I wanted to..and he was annoying..

 

[pilot87]

Why do we drive on PARKways? ...

Why isn't Big Dave in jail for shooting J.R...?

 

[RacerX69]

Why did anyone care who shot J. R.??

Why would anyone waste a bullet on him?

 

[pilot87]

Why would anyone waste a bullet on him?

That's an even better question.....and everyone knows WHY....lol

 

[Big Dave]

JR thought he was LAST.......that's WHY I shot him :)

 

[TedWard]

If I had shot JR, He'd be dead, and my aim is so good that when JR died, Larry Hagman would have died too.

Then I would have bought a refinery, and then I'd do a few lines of coke with Patrick Duffy.

Why have I not gone to bed yet?

 

[Big Dave]

Oh how I wish you shot him, Ted.
Then I'd take Jeannie (Barbara Eden). Ohhh that outfit.....