Off-Topic Joke Thread

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Ok , so does anybody know who this Driver is that took Patel's job, that pays $15.00 hr , plus benefits & 15 mins bathroom breaks 2 times a hour ??
 
Guy comes home. His wife meets him at the door and gives him a REALLY BIG HUG.

"What was that for" he asks.
" I have decided to become a better person" she says.
"That's great" he says, "We could all stand to be better people."

Feeling pretty good he goes into the kitchen.
On the wall there is a plaque hanging, probably bought from a dollar store.
It is titled 'How To Make Yourself A Better Person."
Going down the listed items he finds item number 8 is: "Embrace Your Mistakes"
 
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