Joke Thread

[Triplex]

Knowing what I know now, I wouldn't change a thing

Good to hear!

 

[Big Dave]

Knowing what I know now, I wouldn't change a thing

She just won the Scranton Mega Millions???….

 

[BIG R GUY]

She just won the Scranton Mega Millions???….

I’m on my way to Scranton now.

 

[Big Dave]

I’m on my way to Scranton now.

You’re “coasting” all the way there??……
Are you on the Nikola EV truck route there??

 

[BIG R GUY]

You’re “coasting” all the way there??……
Are you on the Nikola EV truck route there??

Just pulling in there this morning. The, Nik Truck seemed to have a lot of paperwork with it,inside the cab?

 

[Wrench97]

Ants never get sick because they have little anty bodies.

 

[victor93]

Ants never get sick because they have little anty bodies.

Floating ants are boy ants

 

[Hookman]

Ants never get sick because they have little anty bodies.

Floating ants are boy ants

Woke gender pretending are known as .............transi ants.

 

[BIG R GUY]

Woke gender pretending are known as .............transi ants.

I have an aunt in Scranton who lives on a hill.

 

[victor93]

I have an aunt in Scranton who lives on a hill.

Is she married to a carpenter ant?

 

[Triplex]

I have an aunt in Scranton who lives on a hill.

My Aunt Bea used to live in Scranton. She was a real honey.

 

[Wrench97]

My Aunt Bea used to live in Scranton. She was a real honey.

You sure she wasn't from Mayberry ?

 

[Wrench97]

 

[Triplex]

You sure she wasn't from Mayberry ?

Maybe from Mayberry.

 

[Triplex]

 

[victor93]

That pees me off

 

[seabreeze]

was it used?

 

[victor93]

was it used?

Urine trouble for asking that

 

[Big Dave]

was it used?

Obviously it wasn’t an old folks home in NC. Those tough old bastards use mason jars…….

 

[Wrench97]

While driving in the car the other day, my wife said she didn't think I had been listening to anything she had been saying.
I thought that was a strange way to start a conversation...