YRC Joke Thread

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    Part 2, the follow up on BZ and YRC. LOL


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    Rep. Rangel vows not to retire; says President Obama needs him in office




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    >>
    >> THE JOURNEY OF MAN!!!



    >> When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a
    >> girlfriend with big tits.
    >>
    >> When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there
    >> was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with
    >> a zest for life.
    >>
    >> Later I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
    >> Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried
    >> all the time and threatened suicide.
    >>
    >> So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
    >>
    >> When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was
    >> boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited
    >> about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I
    >> needed a girl with some excitement.
    >>
    >> When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep
    >> up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never
    >> settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made
    >> me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially
    >> and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find
    >> a girl with some real ambition.
    >>
    >> When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her
    >> feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was
    >> so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I
    >> owned.
    >>
    >> I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with
    >> big tits.....
    >>
    >>
    >>
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    And that's why you should always set the parking brake on both the tractor and the trailer before getting out of the seat..........whether your upside down or right side up.................:hysterical:
     
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    YRC Mission Statement
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    I had a return flight from the Caribbean one time that was like that. (flames,smoke,etc,etc.) We did make it home, but damn it was scary.
     
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    Not Really A Joke

    POEM - Illegal Immigrants


    I cross river,
    poor and broke,

    Take bus,
    see employment folk.

    Nice man
    treat me good in there,
    Say I need
    go see Welfare.

    Welfare say,
    'You come no more,

    We send cash
    right to your door.'

    Welfare checks,
    they make you wealthy,

    Medicaid
    it keep you healthy!

    By and by,
    Got plenty money,

    Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy.

    Write to friends
    in motherland,

    Tell them
    'come, fast as you can'

    They come in buses
    and Ford trucks,

    I buy big house
    with welfare bucks.

    They come here,
    we live together,

    More welfare checks,
    it gets better!

    Fourteen families,
    they moving in,

    But neighbor's patience
    wearing thin.

    Finally, white guy
    moves away,
    ..
    I buy his house,
    and then I say,

    'Find more aliens
    for house to rent.'

    In my yard
    I put a tent.

    Send for family
    they just trash,
    ...
    But they, too,
    draw welfare cash!

    Everything is
    very good,
    Soon we own
    whole neighborhood..

    We have hobby
    it called breeding,

    Welfare pay
    for baby feeding.

    Kids need dentist?
    Wife need pills?

    We get free!
    We got no bills!

    TAXPAYER crazy!
    He pay all year,
    To keep my welfare
    running here.

    We think America
    darn good place!
    Too darn good
    for white man race.

    If they no like us,
    they can go,
    Got lots of room
    in Mexico
     
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