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BIG R GUY said:
Cedar Rapids,IA.(KCRG News)
An update to the previous story from staff reporter,
Delope’,Butch,Blowchoski, says that attempts to contact Coop strongman, Big Dave Dundee, have not yielded any comments,as he is reportedly in Australia negotiating with FedEx employees, currently striking, to join Coop’s package division there. Coop reportedly using trained kangaroos to deliver packages, has not faired as well as first hoped. Coop shareholders have voiced their displeasure with that delivery method since its onset, 3 years ago, when the company tried to train the animals to hand pick the popcorn crop.
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BDD must be hopping mad over this whole kangaroo debacle.
 
BIG R GUY said:
Cedar Rapids,IA.(KCRG News)
An update to the previous story from staff reporter,
Delope’,Butch,Blowchoski, says that attempts to contact Coop strongman, Big Dave Dundee, have not yielded any comments,as he is reportedly in Australia negotiating with FedEx employees, currently striking, to join Coop’s package division there. Coop reportedly using trained kangaroos to deliver packages, has not faired as well as first hoped. Coop shareholders have voiced their displeasure with that delivery method since its onset, 3 years ago, when the company tried to train the animals to hand pick the popcorn crop.
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ABF's recent purchase of MoLo also netted them a Australian division.(related to above story)
 
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Kangaroo Dundee Australia GIF by Nat Geo Wild

It turns out kangaroos are bastards. And don’t make good employees….
 
Well a heads up for all the race fans here on TB, as most of you have noticed BRG has been laying low today, but that's only because he's driving old #46 in the "Race for The Chase" down at the Talladega Super Speedway. His original plan for today was to be drinking "cold barley soup" and watching football at Geena's, but that changed just last Friday when execs from Pilot/Flying J witnessed his masterful driving skill as he wheeled through their truck-stop in Dubuque avoiding each and every Swift truck and quickly fueled up, cleared the lane, and then happily clicked the heels of his steel toed boots as he went to pay, they knew he was the guy for this weekends race. Good Luck BRG!!!

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kboomarang said:
Well a heads up for all the race fans here on TB, as most of you have noticed BRG has been laying low today, but that's only because he's driving old #46 in the "Race for The Chase" down at the Talladega Super Speedway. His original plan for today was to be drinking "cold barley soup" and watching football at Geena's, but that changed just last Friday when execs from Pilot/Flying J witnessed his masterful driving skill as he wheeled through their truck-stop in Dubuque avoiding each and every Swift truck and quickly fueled up, cleared the lane, and then happily clicked the heels of his steel toed boots as he went to pay, they knew he was the guy for this weekends race. Good Luck BRG!!!

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ESPN Sports reported that the “Pilot”entry also held the entire field of 36 cars at bay for the entire race, as it was seen with a pace car sign mounted on the rear, and led the entire 200 miles at 44 mph, and eventually winning at a blazing 46.0007 mph finish. NASCAR officials said the car was owned and driven by,
Bastard Racing of Cedar Rapids….
 
BIG R GUY said:
ESPN Sports reported that the “Pilot”entry also held the entire field of 36 cars at bay for the entire race, as it was seen with a pace car sign mounted on the rear, and led the entire 200 miles at 44 mph, and eventually winning at a blazing 46.0007 mph finish. NASCAR officials said the car was owned and driven by,
Bastard Racing of Cedar Rapids….
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FYI....you will have to log those hours behind #46's wheel as "on duty, driving", so it looks like Wong will be assuming the helm out of the gate this morning........oh yeah how did the crash bag feel on your head?
 
kboomarang said:
Well a heads up for all the race fans here on TB, as most of you have noticed BRG has been laying low today, but that's only because he's driving old #46 in the "Race for The Chase" down at the Talladega Super Speedway. His original plan for today was to be drinking "cold barley soup" and watching football at Geena's, but that changed just last Friday when execs from Pilot/Flying J witnessed his masterful driving skill as he wheeled through their truck-stop in Dubuque avoiding each and every Swift truck and quickly fueled up, cleared the lane, and then happily clicked the heels of his steel toed boots as he went to pay, they knew he was the guy for this weekends race. Good Luck BRG!!!

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Just curious does he also wear spurs to match his hat? A lot of the 'Cowpokes' here in the hills wear spurs everywhere they go to match their hat. I assume the spurs add credence to them being a real cowboy. A hat alone apparently makes one only a casual or part time cowpoke.
 
DCM_Doc said:
Just curious does he also wear spurs to match his hat? A lot of the 'Cowpokes' here in the hills wear spurs everywhere they go to match their hat. I assume the spurs add credence to them being a real cowboy. A hat alone apparently makes one only a casual or part time cowpoke.
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My steel toe Redwings are equipped with forward facing cameras.
 
BD can't wear spurs because he's always got his feet up on his desk, not only would they mar the finish, but they tend to roll off as he dozes off during his frequent catnaps.
 
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