This Weeks Crossword Answers

[kboomarang]

Torn from the pages of Eaton Monthly "The Transmission Man's Playboy" : CEO Big Dave of Coop Logistics recently welcomed some Afghani immigrants on board to help out in the shop, well it didn't take long for BD to discover the fella's uncanny ability to change an automatic to a straight stick and vice a-versa. Below we see the guys removing 9th and 10th gears out of a tranny at a un-named drivers request, they sure know transmissions.

 

[BIG R GUY]

Torn from the pages of Eaton Monthly "The Transmission Man's Playboy" : CEO Big Dave of Coop Logistics recently welcomed some Afghani immigrants on board to help out in the shop, well it didn't take long for BD to discover the fella's uncanny ability to change an automatic to a straight stick and vice a-versa. Below we see the guys removing 9th and 10th gears out of a tranny at a un-named drivers request, they sure know transmissions.

Hey, BiBi. Can’t you put more pressure on that? Kiss my GPS Fatima! You bastard !

 

[kboomarang]

Hey, BiBi. Can’t you put more pressure on that? Kiss my GPS Fatima! You bastard !

Thanks for stopping by, alrighty then, gosh where have I heard such sentiments, no doubt some other bastard.

 

[kboomarang]

My insider at the very exclusive Mirror World in Cedar Rapids just informed me that in an effort to get the Halloween spirit up and running at Coop Logistics Big Dave ordered these spooky themed mirrors for all the power units......my isn't he a spooktacular boss.

 

[BIG R GUY]

My insider at the very exclusive Mirror World in Cedar Rapids just informed me that in an effort to get the Halloween spirit up and running at Coop Logistics Big Dave ordered these spooky themed mirrors for all the power units......my isn't he a spooktacular boss.

He has one on his hat too, watching for low flying brooms.

 

[kboomarang]

Go easy on BD today he had quite a tussle with one of his uncles over the death of his favorite pet hamster Lil Joe........although he couldn't of been too upset he managed to cop a feel off of Donna.

 

[Big Dave]

Donna was smuggling a shank in her bra….

 

[kboomarang]

Donna was smuggling a shank in her bra….

They put a lot of stuff in them, in my youth my first date must of had real bad allergies she kept plenty of tissues in hers.

 

[BIG R GUY]

Go easy on BD today he had quite a tussle with one of his uncles over the death of his favorite pet hamster Lil Joe........although he couldn't of been too upset he managed to cop a feel off of Donna.

That was 1 big bastard underneath that hat…

 

[kboomarang]

That was 1 big bastard underneath that hat…

I think after that handful that big bastard got he deserves a visit from the me-too’s, but in Cedar Rapids they only have a”hey over here handsome” movement.

 

[kboomarang]

Ripped from the BRG News Network Cedar Rapids bureau: Dateline the Baja 500: Cedar Rapids trucker executive and racing enthusiast Big Dave was being lambasted for his racially insensitive entry into the prestigious Baja 500 (as seen below...#8 the... ahem...Coop Burrito-mobile), when reached for comment BD said "ah gosh darn-it anyway I was just trying to lure in some new drivers from south of the border, I'm losing too many Moldo's to those fancy high paying outfits up in the Chicago-land area with the semi American sounding names". Tensions were eased in crowd when BD bought a couple a rounds of something called cerveza's and some Virgin Mary candles.

 

[Big Dave]

You shoulda seen the Coop-Beet mobile I raced in the Sebastapolovinsky 50 in Moldovania…….

 

[BIG R GUY]

You shoulda seen the Coop-Beet mobile I raced in the Sebastapolovinsky 50 in Moldovania…….

50 feet?

 

[kboomarang]

You shoulda seen the Coop-Beet mobile I raced in the Sebastapolovinsky 50 in Moldovania…….

Oh yeah thanks for the souvenir T-shirt......I think.

 

[BIG R GUY]

Oh yeah thanks for the souvenir T-shirt......I think.

 

[kboomarang]

 

[BIG R GUY]

 

[kboomarang]

So he's a fan of your favorite popcorn...big whoop!

 

[BIG R GUY]

So he's a fan of your favorite popcorn...big whoop!

Beet
Lives
Matter

 

[kboomarang]

Slept like a baby last night at the KOA just outside Decorah Iowa, and much to my surprise look who was also sleeping like a baby in his tent after riding his chopper all day, I was gonna wake him up, but his partner Wong tells me he can be a real bastard in the morning and likes to sleep in.