Well, once upon a time. There was a tiny Island by the name of Last. That is where a Happy and comfortable ESP and his beautiful wife and courageous Dog Brutus lived. Peace and tranquility was the main stay. Plenty of sun and fresh water from rain. Everyday the three of them would walk along the beach nude and tanning. Brutus had no shooting and throwing things at him and Mrs. ESP, did not have to hide her Beautiful body. ESP, was the master of his castle. Life was good, till one day a Sillly Goose flew over and started to drop the dirty smart Bombs, loaded with POOP. The place will never be the same. The Silly Goose, took a break one day and Brutus, caught her napping. Now Brutus has a play mate. That was A OK, but then a Pilot 87 crash landed on our beautiful island of LAST. We were lonely, just like Brutus, so we kept the Pilot 87 in a little cell and let him out to serve us our meals. He is no good at climbing trees so The Silly Goose flies up and gets the coconuts for us. Then along came Sally, I mean Big Dave, he and his horse was boating and got caught in the big storm washing him ashore, he claimed it was his first bath. So he lays around in the makeshift Hot tub all day, while Pilot waits on his every little need. What was the hardest to put up with, we found Flounder floundering in the Ocean one day and actually saved him. Not knowing what to do with him, we freed Pilot to repair the plane so we could maybe fly back home. Flounder now takes care of all of us at my Island of Last. Look there goes Silly Goose and Brutus chasing a snake, they look very happy together. We have Silly Goose wearing depends, makes for a much cleaner Island of LAST. The moral of the story is, the plane was fixed and we sent all of the firsties back to First where they will be very happy together. I had a good time with them, But Brutus started to
hump Flounder and I was afraid of having little Flounders all over the Place. Racer wherever you are, Sleep tight in your First Place. May the sun set on Our Land of LAST forever. God Bless you all. No retirement money needed here. ESP!!!!!!!!!!!!I I am LAST Again, at LAST. So peaceful