From the stupid file

[Stimpy]

Subway Rider Smears Poop All Over No. 2 Train

There are crappy commutes - and then there is this.

A straphanger took the name of the No. 2 train a little too seriously - and spread feces all over a pair of subway cars during the Monday morning commute, riders and cops said.

https://nypost.com/2018/04/02/subway-rider-smears-poop-all-over-no-2-train/

 

[pro1driver]

Subway Rider Smears Poop All Over No. 2 Train

There are crappy commutes - and then there is this.

A straphanger took the name of the No. 2 train a little too seriously - and spread feces all over a pair of subway cars during the Monday morning commute, riders and cops said.

https://nypost.com/2018/04/02/subway-rider-smears-poop-all-over-no-2-train/

i think he got the poop deck of a ship confused with the subway..

 

[Stimpy]

U-Haul chase ends with driver running out of gas, arrest

http://www.wcax.com/content/news/U-...medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

[pro1driver]

U-Haul chase ends with driver running out of gas, arrest

http://www.wcax.com/content/news/U-...medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

dumbass.

 

[Stimpy]

Bizarre mugshot of woman with heavy facial tattoos and piercings who 'threatened to bomb a Virginia 7-Eleven by placing a 'device' on the store's counter

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

[pro1driver]

Bizarre mugshot of woman with heavy facial tattoos and piercings who 'threatened to bomb a Virginia 7-Eleven by placing a 'device' on the store's counter

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

well considering she has a bullseye available, who will take the first shot?

 

[Stimpy]

well considering she has a bullseye available, who will take the first shot?

I was just thinking that thing below her lip.... a piercing.... looks like a pin for a hand grenade.... just pull the pin.... boom .... end of problem thing....

 

[pro1driver]

I was just thinking that thing below her lip.... a piercing.... looks like a pin for a hand grenade.... just pull the pin.... boom .... end of problem thing....

if you had an office and needed a receptionist, would you hire her..??

if i had an office, and needed a ladies room matron, i WOULD NOT HIRE HER.......

 

[Apostolic]

In light of the recent school shootings some school districts are arming their teachers.
No not with guns,but with base ball bats & rocks.
Oh my these are our educators molding youngsters minds?

https://www.ydr.com/story/news/loca...-bats-reminder-fight-back-shooting/506816002/

 

[pro1driver]

In light of the recent school shootings some school districts are arming their teachers.
No not with guns,but with base ball bats & rocks.
Oh my these are our educators molding youngsters minds?

https://www.ydr.com/story/news/loca...-bats-reminder-fight-back-shooting/506816002/

i am not in favor of arming teachers, bats, guns, bazookas.....

 

[Stimpy]

Historian who stole WWII dog tags from the National Archives advertised ‘stains of fuel, blood’ to potential buyers.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/loca...909158-36b3-11e8-8fd2-49fe3c675a89_story.html

 

[Stimpy]

Coast Guard warns about bikes abandoned on ferrie
https://www.seattlepi.com/local/tra...ns-bikes-left-on-Seattle-ferries-12818398.php

 

[Cerberus_Kelpie]

I don't recall ever seeing any Bats attending Baseball games.....less on this later.
- - -Baseball Bats and Rocks, gee what a not novel idea and so pointless. Garden variety Rocks or Special Amazon Order?
The students would be able to dismiss themselves from School simply by throwing a Rock or accelerated with a Wooden/Aluminum Bat, through a nearby window. - - No Bats were harmed in the non production of this scenario- -

-\-\-Coming to a school near you: Students on campus caught while possessing Rocks OR while carrying a Baseball Bat (or a Baseball adorned with a Bat [preferably stuffed]) without written authorization from some addlepated dunderhead school official-/-/-end of line

 

[Stimpy]

Former LaPorte letter carrier charged with failure to deliver 17,000 pieces of mail

https://www.southbendtribune.com/ne...cle_b1d4ee83-5159-5398-8654-d315ebd71e34.html

 

[Stimpy]

Robbers watch cash they stole fly away in the wind

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/14/robbers-watch-cash-they-stole-fly-away-in-the-wind-7467265/

 

[Apostolic]

What can you say other than...Not to bright!

 

[Stimpy]

Pet raccoon, stoned off of too much weed, brought to Indianapolis firehouse. Confusion ensues.

https://www.theindychannel.com/news...ht-to-indianapolis-firehouse-confusion-ensues

 

[pro1driver]

Pet raccoon, stoned off of too much weed, brought to Indianapolis firehouse. Confusion ensues.

https://www.theindychannel.com/news...ht-to-indianapolis-firehouse-confusion-ensues

i ain't seen too many stone animals...must be a hoot......

 

[Stimpy]

Man Arrested For Swiping Beer Truck, Leading Police On Highway Chase

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/04/20/man-hijacked-coors-beer-truck-led-cops-on-chase-police-say.html

 

[Apostolic]

A video example showing how driving impaired can slow reflexes.