FedEx Freight | Mandatory meetings

[Ump]

Being the refined ale snob that he is, RC says nothing can possibly be worse than Coors Light.

Good old rocky mountain **** water!!

 

[FedexLube]

RC told me we should have a poll to determine which is worse.
A Dick or an ass.

Good idea, we haven't had a pole in awhile. Oh wait, the bonus report will be soon, nevermind

 

[Dick Dastardly]

RC told me we should have a poll to determine which is worse.
A Dick or an ass.

I don't think RC is a dick. Then again, what's my opinion matter when hundreds of others disagree?

 

[Richard Cranium]

I don't think RC is a dick. Then again, what's my opinion matter when hundreds of others disagree?

That was Dick with a capital D, sir.

 

[Dick Dastardly]

That was Dick with a capital D, sir.

I know, hence my insult that apparently went over your head.

 

[Richard Cranium]

I know, hence my insult that apparently went over your head.

Head is also capitalized.

 

[Dick Dastardly]

Head is also capitalized.

Red prefers the one word description, sources. Or maybe you're attempting to describe how he feels after they've let him down?

 

[useless]

why wouldn't you ship the sun-drop fedx ground?

 

[Dick Dastardly]

why wouldn't you ship the sun-drop fedx ground?

It would be flat from being shaken up by the time it got there. They usually end up in the ditch.

 

[Big Dave]

I don't use FedEx for shipments into LAST anymore after that guy threw my new tv over the LAST wall....

 

[Dick Dastardly]

I don't use FedEx for shipments into LAST anymore after that guy threw my new tv over the LAST wall....

I don't use FedEx for shipments into LAST anymore after that guy threw my new tv over the LAST wall....

Someone said they saw Eugene Debs in Last redistributing your Mt. Dews. You better get over there. He was overheard saying every last driver in Last shall do the Dew.

 

[Big Dave]

Yeah, right. Sundrop is for the common man. Dew is for us elites.

 

[seabreeze]

Someone said they saw Eugene Debs in Last redistributing your Mt. Dews. You better get over there. He was overheard saying every last driver in Last shall do the Dew.

Ain't so, Stuff looks too much like yellow snow to me.

 

[Dick Dastardly]

Ain't so, Stuff looks too much like yellow snow to me.

Probably taste the same too. Let's ask Red. He's the expert on that remember?

I'll betcha RC's urine probably taste better than Mt. Dew...

 

[BIG R GUY]

Yeah, right. Sundrop is for the common man. Dew is for us elites.

Team gold drinks dew,and eats popcorn all week. Of course the butter we use has 15 percent less fat....

 

[Dick Dastardly]

Yeah, right. Sundrop is for the common man. Dew is for us elites.

That's why known Socialist Deb is redistributing the wealth. He's enjoying sharing the wealth of a bourgeoisie FedEx driver.

 

[Dick Dastardly]

Team gold drinks dew,and eats popcorn all week. Of course the butter we use has 15 percent less fat....

That like when the fat **** in front of you in the drive thru on his rascal orders ten cheeseburgers and a diet Coke?

 

[Redracer3136]

Probably taste the same too. Let's ask Red. He's the expert on that remember?

I'll betcha RC's urine probably taste better than Sundrop...

prob•a•bly
(ˈprɒb ə bli)

adv.
in all likelihood; very likely.

I know sometimes you have a problem understanding the English language but my use of the word "probably" clearly shows that I can't possibly be an expert as to the taste of RC's urine, however, I have tasted Sundrop and I will contest that even though I have no experience with the taste of RC's urine, it "in all likelihood; very likely" would taste better than Sundrop...just sayin'!!

 

[Redracer3136]

RC told me we should have a poll to determine which is worse.
A Dick or an ass.

IMO, I would say an ass is worse...

Although at times A Dick can be a pain in the ass, an ass is usually full of ::::!!

 

[silent trucker]

That was Dick with a capital D, sir.

Actually, rumor from your barn is that it's a small case "d". Just what I've heard from the other drivers...