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twisted-hippie

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Wrench97

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Shortly after GOD created man, all the different parts of the body wanted to be the boss of the body. The brain said he should be boss since he controlled all the bodies functions. The eyes said they should be the boss because they guided the body everywhere it needed to go. The hands said they should be boss because they did all the work. The legs said they should be boss because they took the body wherever it needed to go. And on and on it went, with all the different parts of the body applying for the job of boss. And then, the lowly ass hole applied for the job of boss. Well, all the other parts of the body thought that was pretty funny, ridiculed the a hole, made all kinds of fun of him, and ultimately, pissed the ass hole off. In fact, the a\hole got so angry he closed himself off, and refused to do the job he was designed to do. After a few days, the brain got foggy and confused, the eyes were crossed and droopy, the hands trembled, and the legs couldn't support the bodies weight. After a few more days, all the parts of the body relented, and voted to make the ass hole boss. And then, after a few more days, things improved for the other parts of the body as the ass hole was doing his actual job again. Well, every story has a moral, and the moral of this story is; you don't have to be a brain to be a boss, just an ass hole.
 
Elwood

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Wrench97 said:
Shortly after GOD created man, all the different parts of the body wanted to be the boss of the body. The brain said he should be boss since he controlled all the bodies functions. The eyes said they should be the boss because they guided the body everywhere it needed to go. The hands said they should be boss because they did all the work. The legs said they should be boss because they took the body wherever it needed to go. And on and on it went, with all the different parts of the body applying for the job of boss. And then, the lowly ass hole applied for the job of boss. Well, all the other parts of the body thought that was pretty funny, ridiculed the a hole, made all kinds of fun of him, and ultimately, pissed the ass hole off. In fact, the a\hole got so angry he closed himself off, and refused to do the job he was designed to do. After a few days, the brain got foggy and confused, the eyes were crossed and droopy, the hands trembled, and the legs couldn't support the bodies weight. After a few more days, all the parts of the body relented, and voted to make the ass hole boss. And then, after a few more days, things improved for the other parts of the body as the ass hole was doing his actual job again. Well, every story has a moral, and the moral of this story is; you don't have to be a brain to be a boss, just an ass hole.
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I’m telling Milton Berle you stole his joke.
 
seabreeze

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It's happened before.
We had a sleeper team, they stopped, the driver went into a restaurant, his partner got out of the bed and went to the restroom, the driver came back and left without looking in the bunk.
A Maryland State Trooper stopped him up the road, told him he was looking for a fugitive.
I can assure you he's not in this truck.
The driver looked in the bunk and said damn, my buddies gone.
Trooper said yep, your company called and said you left him down the road.
 
6PakAbs

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Mayor Pete Peg-In -The Butt got the job of Secretary of Transportation because he has been REAR ended so many times!

He will NEVER have a problem with a prostrate exam!

OK, I posted this on the WDC board but thought it was appropriate for the joke thread..(but it is probably not a joke!)
 
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