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I was going to share the first dispatcher line.
Here is the Dispatcher Version.
A dispatcher passed away peacefully without profanity, hard drinking or abusive behavior.
He shows up in front of the Devil at the gate and wonders now what?
The devil says hes 30 minutes late and you have been dead that long. You will just have to wait.
He is finally transferred to St Peter on teleconference to see if Heaven has a load for him to dispatch. St Peter says sorry, not yet. You will have to wait. We havent gotten any Brokers here yet they have been on earth living out their lives on hold waiting on dispatchers.
Here is the Dispatcher Version.
A dispatcher passed away peacefully without profanity, hard drinking or abusive behavior.
He shows up in front of the Devil at the gate and wonders now what?
The devil says hes 30 minutes late and you have been dead that long. You will just have to wait.
He is finally transferred to St Peter on teleconference to see if Heaven has a load for him to dispatch. St Peter says sorry, not yet. You will have to wait. We havent gotten any Brokers here yet they have been on earth living out their lives on hold waiting on dispatchers.