Is that BD in his 20's?
Is that BD in his 20's?
Yes. I started a band in Moldovania when I was backpacking through Europe.Is that BD in his 20's?
British bastard.Yes. I started a band in Moldovania when I was backpacking through Europe.
We were Benikovsky and the Jets. I wore crazy outfits and tickled the ivories. Not quite as good as Jerry Lee due to my sausage fingers, but the Moldos loved us.
Then this little British quee……ummm….guy saw us and pretty much stole our look. And even have the audacity to sing a song about us……
Now that was during the Davivich Clarkinsky 5 days.
I thought he belonged to that famous band, The Davouski Clrouski 7? Their lead singer,
I'm being inundated by calls, texts, faxes, and telegrams inquiring about Big Dave's finish in the Indy 500....well sadly BD's race day was over before it started, so Big Dave wanting to get a little more seat time decided to drive #46 up to Indy, needless to say on route and some place in Illinois he hit a patch of fresh mirror debris cut all his tire, spun out and tore up the cars suspension, anyway he didn't race and just ended up hanging around the pits smoking cigarettes.Wowser another year has passed us by and it's already time for the Indy 500, so lets be sure and cheer Big Dave on as he rolls onto the track with his new brand high performance car(notice the revolutionary design....yeah..it's that way by design) and also reach for any of the many Iowa corn products available in a store near you to support BD and his sponsor....go Big Dave maybe this year is your year.
My partner and I are entering the, Clarence 500 on the 4th of July this year in the, Teams class. The Moldo’s have been working on our 4,000 hp tractor.I'm being inundated by calls, texts, faxes, and telegrams inquiring about Big Dave's finish in the Indy 500....well sadly BD's race day was over before it started, so Big Dave wanting to get a little more seat time decided to drive #46 up to Indy, needless to say on route and some place in Illinois he hit a patch of fresh mirror debris cut all his tire, spun out and tore up the cars suspension, anyway he didn't race and just ended up hanging around the pits smoking cigarettes.
Well after staying at the spacious trackside hotel in Indy this weekend Big Dave is kicking himself for not thinking of building a trackside hotel for the Clarence track sooner, he's already got the trademark and the place will be up and ready for next years Clarence 500.
I will have a tent at the Clarence 500 on the 4th, selling autographed mirror debris, that actually at one time or another was on my new tandem....Word out at the Cooparosa is Big Dave has ordered in some of those fancy Lipizanner horses, who knows why, not many want the job to transport them because sooner or later they all end up missing .....kinda like mirrors.
If speed had been maintained below 46 mph, you may not have had as much to sell.I will have a tent at the Clarence 500 on the 4th, selling autographed mirror debris, that actually at one time or another was on my new tandem....
I’ll keep watching my mirrors for them horses.So bad news for Big Dave.....anyway I'm sitting at Cappy's eating dinner and my phone rings it's a heart broken BD telling me somebody rustled new Lipizanner horses Queenie and Twinkle Toes kinda thin on details, so please keep an eye out for any sign of them. Ohhh back dinner...as most of you know on Fridays I always get the "Big Dave" platter only last night the waiter was really pushing this new sandwich called the "Mr. Ed" it was fantastic, the most tender and delicious meat all grain fed(I think he said primarily oats), so anyway give it a try it's a limited time only sandwich.... so hurry...oh yeah again keep an eye out for BD's missing horses.