Off-Topic Joke Thread

[twisted-hippie]

 

[Elwood]

I used to work with a guy named Harold Patch, he went by Harry.

 

[Puff Driver]

Why don't they braid their underarms like I do???

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[Elwood]

That’s nothing.
I can’t wait till Henry Ford’s documented bigotry is addressed; leading to the demise of FoMoCo.

 

[seabreeze]

I used to work with a guy named Harold Patch, he went by Harry.

Had a friend in Charl worked for a steel co.
His real name was Rusty Steele.

 

[jimmy g]

That’s nothing.
I can’t wait till Henry Ford’s documented bigotry is addressed; leading to the demise of FoMoCo.

FDR appointed the lawyer for the /••\ (Hugo Black) to be SCOTUS Chief Justice.

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[Triplex]

FDR appointed the lawyer for the /••\ (Hugo Black) to be SCOTUS Chief Justice.

And both Truman and Eisenhower cut off the "Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law" tags from the pillows on their beds.

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[vongrimmenstein]

My god man. With a record like that, they should be awarded the Medal of Carbs. von.

 

[vongrimmenstein]

Now here is a catch 22. You have a beautiful garden you can't see because of your glaucoma. Now if you had planted some 'Mary Jane' alongside those roses you might be able to enjoy said garden because you could see it. BUT, your next door neighbor being employed by the DEA as an narcotics officer can & does make it hard to enjoy your garden. Life in the big city. von.

 

[seabreeze]

Now here is a catch 22. You have a beautiful garden you can't see because of your glaucoma. Now if you had planted some 'Mary Jane' alongside those roses you might be able to enjoy said garden because you could see it. BUT, your next door neighbor being employed by the DEA as an narcotics officer can & does make it hard to enjoy your garden. Life in the big city. von.

DEA would need their drone to find our garden.
We spend about 2 hundred bucks plus unknown $ in labor (union scale) to get $10 worth of produce, deer, friends, and insects get the rest.
We say each year will be the last, then comes spring, and it's deja vu.

 

[Badluck]

DEA would need their drone to find our garden.
We spend about 2 hundred bucks plus unknown $ in labor (union scale) to get $10 worth of produce, deer, friends, and insects get the rest.
We say each year will be the last, then comes spring, and it's deja vu.

Always plant 2 in the tomato row and hang red Christmas tree balls on them to fool the feds. You can score a pound between the 2 if you treat them right.

 

[mud]

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[vongrimmenstein]

Please let us know what company you drive for. Then we can tell them they have a driver with so much forward thinking. von.

 

[vongrimmenstein]

Are you sure that is the image of a Turtle? It looks more like the , never mind. von.