Off-Topic Joke Thread

[BIG R GUY]

I love how a "woke" NYC Government radio commercial about getting the Covid vaccine uses the term "pregnant persons" instead of "pregnant women". It has gotten so over the top with this nonsense already.

Well, that FedEx road driver, Chicagolandaroad, said he had a baby.

 

[Double Nickle]

Wait a minute. All I see is, IMAGE NOT FOUND

 

[Steward of the Rock]

I see you were never in the Army, nomenclature is the first word you learn in boot camp.

No I was not. But to those of you that did serve, THANK YOU for doing so making this the greatest country on the planet. We may not all agree on everything, but that is what makes the USA so great is the fact that we do all get to make our own choices. So again, THANK YOU for your service to our country!!!

 

[seabreeze]

No I was not. But to those of you that did serve, THANK YOU for doing so making this the greatest country on the planet. We may not all agree on everything, but that is what makes the USA so great is the fact that we do all get to make our own choices. So again, THANK YOU for your service to our country!!!

I must confess SOR, it wasn't my idea.
Uncle Sam invited me to his party, I had no choice.

 

[mud]

BREAKING: The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

 

[Hookman]

BREAKING: The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

Aaawwww Mud you didn't.

 

[Triplex]

Aaawwww Mud you didn't.

He did!!

 

[Steward of the Rock]

I must confess SOR, it wasn't my idea.
Uncle Sam invited me to his party, I had no choice.

None the less, I still reap the benefits of what you and the others that served did for me. And I am grateful for it brother.

 

[Big Dave]

Aaawwww Mud you didn't.

He did!!

And it’s mud…..

 

[seabreeze]

And it’s mud…..

We must thank Mud for his service, he volunteered.
As for me, I didn't wish to give up my Teamster paycheck.
I'm still trying to recover.

 

[DCM_Doc]

I must confess SOR, it wasn't my idea.
Uncle Sam invited me to his party, I had no choice.

"Greetings from your Selective Service System, We are having a war and you are invited".

 

[seabreeze]

"Greetings from your Selective Service System, We are having a war and you are invited".

That still gives me goosebumps.

 

[Wrench97]

What's the advantage of a short girl vs a tall girl ????




All the good parts are closer together.

 

[mud]

If you used your stimulus check to buy baby chicks, then you got the money for nothing and the chicks for free.

 

[DCM_Doc]

If you used your stimulus check to buy baby chicks, then you got the money for nothing and the chicks for free.

I always liked that song.

 

[useless]

skateaway ..good tune

 

[Puff Driver]

I must confess SOR, it wasn't my idea.
Uncle Sam invited me to his party, I had no choice.

Congratulations! The government separated you from your family.
Go get in line with Joe Biden' Illegal Immigrants and claim your $450,000

 

[00mustang]

"Greetings from your Selective Service System, We are having a war and you are invited".

almost like me cause it was the only lottery I ever won. Didn't make any difference I would have done my time anyways

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[BIG R GUY]

Looks like that other thing that does that after you go swimming....