Not a tennis pro?
Off-Topic Joke Thread
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Wonder if she's ever actually seen her feet?Bet she has to run that itty bitty fan on high to keep "things" cool!
Not since the operation….
You mean the nose reconstruction operation when she looked down to see them, bent forward too far and fell flat on her face??
Flat?
Teeter-tottered??….Flat?
Purple Hammer
On Time Delivery
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Dolly Parton bought 3 grocery stores. Big Star, Piggly Wiggly, and Harris Teeter. The new store names will be Big Wiggly Teeters.
1984Sideways
Honk!
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Sam Hill bought some land to build his cabin.
To this day they are asking where in Sam Hill?
To this day they are asking where in Sam Hill?
twisted-hippie
Twisted Herb Plantation CEO
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Gotta be a Swift driver! 
I understand it’s part of their sensitivity training program to encourage diversity and acceptance.Gotta be a Swift driver!
The heels also provide Achilles stress relief while mashing the accelerator.
twisted-hippie
Twisted Herb Plantation CEO
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If I tried to wear heels I'd jackknife by the third step...screw ole Achilles !
Practice makes perfect.If I tried to wear heels I'd jackknife by the third step...screw ole Achilles !
You're not talking from experience are you? If so I'm crushed!
Keep on and I'll hit you with my purse!
I miss those shows.
I miss Goldie on there wearing her Geena bikini
Now isn't that special?
I’m called a special bastard a lot.
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That boss of yours was holding out on you man, she even got to wear his hat....sheesh.
